Bearded Spike

The coolest badass Bearded Dragon alive

Jenna thinks Bearded Spike is better than Jeremy

by JustMeTheChick October 22, 2020

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Sailor Beard

A sailor beard is when a woman’s pubic hair resembles that of a big hairy beard on a sailor

guy 1: Yeah man that girl had a huge bush

guy 2: Oh was it really that hairy

guy 1: Yeah dude she had a sailor beard

by 6willdoit April 6, 2021

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Grown facial hair that is attached to the face through follicles in the skin found mostly in most male homo sapiens. Not much different than a Beard, the Beard-Mask is instead used for reasons classically inconsistent with historical practices such as; protecting the face from harsh elements, religious practices, being unable to shave from lack of resources, and mere preference. Instead, a Beard-Mask is grown to cover any number of jarring inconsistencies to the face or emotional well-being of its wearer. These reasons include: Covering the ravages of pubescent acne scars. Physical deformation of the face or neck. Having a baby-face, or youthfully juvenile appearance. Double Chin. Perceived Unattractiveness. Overall Unattractiveness. Low/ Non-Existent self-esteem.

Matt definitely wears that creepy beard-mask to cover his toxic self-esteem, not to mention, those giant welts from acne and poor hygiene.

by bentslightly August 2, 2022

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Bearded git

A completely ignorant, childish person with no manners and a beard.

What a bearded git

by Bearded git August 22, 2022

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camron beard

he is the best guy youll ever meet. he is a amazing boyfriend and a great listener. i love him so much . happy 2 years babe!!!

i love camron beard

by nleroucq October 24, 2022

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Beardful ben

Beardful ben is an extremely digstgai dude. Gets no girls or boys. Very loneley, No family, No firemnds, gveyr very veyr sadge and losnely, dont hang out with beardfuk ben. Hang with beardLESS ben.

"Ew is that BEARDFUL BEN !!! Run eveyrpne!!"

by beepbop121 November 5, 2021

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