I went to chow down on the bearded Cyclops between the legs of a homeless cougar last night but couldn’t go through with it after I noticed she had crabs.
by dognuts August 31, 2023
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Get the Beard Boxer mug.Grown facial hair that is attached to the face through follicles in the skin found mostly in most male homo sapiens. Not much different than a Beard, the Beard-Mask is instead used for reasons classically inconsistent with historical practices such as; protecting the face from harsh elements, religious practices, being unable to shave from lack of resources, and mere preference. Instead, a Beard-Mask is grown to cover any number of jarring inconsistencies to the face or emotional well-being of its wearer. These reasons include: Covering the ravages of pubescent acne scars. Physical deformation of the face or neck. Having a baby-face, or youthfully juvenile appearance. Double Chin. Perceived Unattractiveness. Overall Unattractiveness. Low/ Non-Existent self-esteem.
Matt definitely wears that creepy beard-mask to cover his toxic self-esteem, not to mention, those giant welts from acne and poor hygiene.
by bentslightly August 2, 2022
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Get the Bearded git mug.he is the best guy youll ever meet. he is a amazing boyfriend and a great listener. i love him so much . happy 2 years babe!!!
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Get the camron beard mug.guy 1: Yeah man that girl had a huge bush
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by 6willdoit April 6, 2021
Get the Sailor Beard mug.George Beard is the one on the right with the flat top and the tie and harold hutchins is the one on the left with the bad hair cut.
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