beans

May be used completely pointlessly at any time if you don't want to awnser somebody's question.

"Dude, what does antidisestablishmentarianism mean?"
"Beans."

by TheBurninator November 29, 2003

beanosexual

Someone who is attracted to human beans (Twenty One Pilots)

"What is your sexual orientation?"
"I'm a beanosexual."

by IsleOfFlightlessBeans April 27, 2016

beans'd up

Drinking coffee in extreme excess. Typically done to combat a hangover.

We went to the coffee shop and ordered five espressos. I got aaaaall beans'd up.

by The Chocolatier December 31, 2016

beanium

The correct way to say penis.

Sucketh on mine beanium wench.

by Mister Beanium December 6, 2017

beanium

A penis, phallic shape, or can be substituted for any body part, but especially penis

Girl: Hey daddy
Guy: Suck my fat beanium, bitch!
Girl: that is so hot

by BeaniumLover1234 December 6, 2017

beaniest

A form of the term bean. The person who is the beaniest is the person who us the biggest bean you know.

Tyler Joseph may be a bean, but Brendan Urie is the beaniest.

by TboneGaming May 7, 2018

Beanie

Beanie is that big forehead , that large head, that biggy wiggy, that head you wouldve never thought you would ever see

You got da BEANIE!!

by ohdsoqwcldebvli3qwbvc September 15, 2018