Bagel Wrangler

One who wrangles bagels for pleasure.

Person 1: Hey you see Maxwell today at Einstein bros?
Person 2: Haha ya, she was taking those bagels down
Person 1: The best Bagel Wrangler around

by OGbagel August 14, 2019

Bagelware Attire

Appropriate clothing to be worn at an afternoon bagel soiree. Minimally formal, but you don't look like a complete schmuck.

“Like imagine you’re going to a bar mitzvah in California and your dry cleaning has all your nice stuff so you grabbed a button down from the closet. Now the service is over and you’re stuffing your face with crudite, chopped liver, tuna salad and lox—that's Bagelware Attire.”

by chef reggie November 25, 2019

Bagelling

A sexual act performed by homosexuals. One partner will lie on his front exposing his bare bottom. The second partner will lay a slice of cheese across the first partners buttocks and proceed to sit on the cheese slice therefore creating a bagel out of anus rings.

I’m horny, fancy a bagelling?

by Jimmiiiiiiii December 7, 2019

Bagel in the ass

Whenever you get pulled over and given a ticket.

Person 1: Aw man, I just got given a ticket for goin' 126 miles per hour in a school zone.
Person 2: Oof, that police officer just put a bagel in the ass.

by BigDog823 November 2, 2019

Bagel

When a girl is too attached too a guy or hasn’t like any other guy since the 3rd grade.

Boy:Dudes it’s that girl is an actual bagel
Boy 2: yah she need to move on too another guy

by Yo use my word January 24, 2020

Bagelicious

When a bagel is completely and utterly delicious and you need to describe it better :)

Bagels and Nutella are bagelicious

by sirrrrrrrrrreeee February 24, 2020

Bagels

The best breakfast food.

Bagels are best when paired with cream cheese. Any other way is just wrong.

by IM RIGHT KEIRA February 27, 2020