boner baily

Regular looking guy with an extrodinarily large penis.

Girl A: Josh is a total Boner Baily!
GirldB: Really? I wouldn't expect that.

by muteaid November 28, 2003

baileys

A particularly pleasant experience that just slips down your throat.Once started its difficult to stop. Particularly nice with crushed ice.

Double baileys with ice please.

by Tracey March 14, 2004

David Baileys Irish Creme

A porno about Jizzing in Ireland

Did you see all that jizz in David Baileys Irish Creme?

by Dickakatyleryourbuddy January 18, 2009

Barley Soup Abortion

Barley Soup Abortion: Is a description used when a human is on a colon flushing program, and he produces a barley soup texture/colour/look of a shit. The ABORTION part of the saying applies to the feel one experience while passing this plutonic substance. This shit usually literally explodes out of your anus, and feels like you gave birth to a fetus. You suddenly feel 10lbs lighter, but disgusted by the mess you see when you part your legs and look into the bowl. Usually experienced on day 3 of a colon cleansing program.

On day 3 of Foxy Roxy’s colon cleansing program, Foxy Roxy produce a 7 person serving of Barley Soup Abortion. The bitch even went down in a full cup size, from a GG to a G…..Cot Damn

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagina

by Sergio Garcia August 4, 2006

Barley Dip

When someone leaves their beer unattended, dip your ball sack in it, and have someone take pictures while your doing it. After they return and proceed to drink the beer, show them the picture of your coin purse balls deep in their frosty suds.

Flounder just went to the bathroom and left his beer on the table, lets Barley Dip him.

by Kegger88 August 19, 2009

Briley

Briley is such a beautiful young lady. She enjoys spending time with family and enjoys the company of her friends. She is very thoughtful and a wonderful girlfriend. She has a big heart and a kind soul. She is such a perfect young lady. No one will ever forget the name Briley. She is such a wonderful person to be around 24/7. And all her ex’s want her back, because she is so perfect.

Briley is so sexy and honest.

by All knowing Goddddddd June 18, 2018

Baileys

You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?
Bailey's. Mmm... creamy.
And this one's as close as you can get to Baileys without your eyes gettin' wet.

Stef:Say, Rachel, fancy some baileys??
Rachel:yeah! why not!. But i only drink it from shoes.
Stef:oh yeah totally, no other why to drink it!
*clunk shoes together and down contents in a celebratory fashion.*

by PlanPony January 18, 2008