Brandon 

Canny camp nd that

You know brandon.

He is canny camp and that

Brandon by Duxh November 22, 2021

Brandon 

The most unfunny piece of shit you'll ever meet. Brandon is the worst fucking person you will ever meet and if you name your kid this, you should be ashamed of your existence.

Guy 1: "Bro is that Brandon?"
Guy 2: "I hope he gets hit by a bus."

Brandon by 12F0rtniteGamer November 22, 2021

Brandon 

Has a long gurrrrrthy juicy d*ck

If u see Brandon suck him off

Brandon by Cool guy November 22, 2021

Brandon 

He looks mean on the outside , but deep down inside he has a kind heart for others. He’s the type of guy to have no friends, no girlfriends, just himself. Dating him means dropping your guy best friend, otherwise he will find him and put a bounty on him. Most Brandon’s also have back problems. Perhaps it is because they have to carry that giant phat cock around.

Yo look at Brandon! He’s such a loser complaining about his back a lot.

Brandon by definitelynotbrandon November 22, 2021

Brandon 

Generous lover, humanitarian, environmentalist. May wheel your grandma before he wheels you. Will show you the Eiffel Tower without taking you to Paris.

Wow that Brandon is hung like a horse

Brandon by Brandon Dart November 22, 2021

Brandon 

Brandon is one of the Most Caring And Sweet Guys You Ever Meet He is Funny And Has a Way With The Girl's And Is Really Good In Bed He Is an asshole but He Still Means Well

Brandon's Are hilarious

Brandon by anonymous November 22, 2021

Brandon 

Brandon The best Real Estate Agent that has ever lived. He is the person that your will sell your home with, even if you don’t own a home yet, you will. For top dollar.

Wow. It’s Brandon!

Brandon by Eyitsbro November 22, 2021