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Army Training

A usual excuse when you want to get out of something to go to a much more important event
Hey Clint, sorry I can’t make it tonight. I got some army training to do with my family
by kksaimonawng May 21, 2018
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Army girlfriend

The kind to have a badass dog looking after her back while he's away, doing the important stuff. She's the one looking after her own back (and his) even when opening the front door, would be a shame if someone was waiting behind it, or her.

She can do just about anything, she's intelligent, she reads books, she speaks many languages, she can cook, write, and sing to entertain, but if you ask her to climb a mountain she'll say "let's go!" She's a nurse and a doctor, a good friend, she's funny, intuitive, and loyal.

She's never bored, and is incredibly hot though she remains a gentle flower. She's kind, honest, and has values. Just know one thing: never to mess with her, her tempers are as bad as a tornado charged with two tons of dynamite.
- Did she really walk during 12 hours, under that heat during the day, and cold at night, with no food nor water?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!

- Did she really write a book, poems, songs, and other essays ?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!

- Did she really record several albums?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!

- That's ugly, have you seen the size of that wound?!!!!
Army girlfriend is already running to get the first aid kit while calling the ambulance.
by Julie Dubois November 24, 2019
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Swiss Army Lesbian

A lesbian who seems to have a large range of skills, some unnecessary and some you haven't even heard of. If you can think of a skill, there's a high probability at least one Swiss Army Lesbian you know has some knowledge of it.
You want to know how to make candles? Laura's exs are all Swiss Army Lesbians, so she's bound to know one that could teach you.
by TheJoxter May 6, 2019
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future army ranger

Someone that is not yet they are trying to be but there not
A future army ranger not yet and may not become one .
by Austin Guinean February 26, 2019
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sock army

A sock army is a term for socks , in which a male has used to masterbate and ejaculate into, laying in a pile
I wish my son would pick his sock army off the ground. The socks have turned rock hard!
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Non-ARMY

Plural - Non-ARMYs

A philistine. A person who has no taste in music. A person who is an assa and not an insa. It can also be used for a person who tries too hard to be edgy.
Example 1:

A : Hey did you hear about the new transfer student?
B : I heard he's a non-ARMY...
A : ugh and I even thought he's hot for a sec..what a turn-off!

Example 2:

Person 1 : We need to invite everyone this Saturday! ARMYs and non-ARMYs alike. It's gonna be the biggest party ever!

Person 2 : Are you serious? Even Non-ARMYs??? Don't blame me if the parts turns out to be boring lol.
by monojune June 1, 2019
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Army

A large number of people or things, typically formed or organized for a particular purpose.
Hey look there's an army of ants or hey look there's the US Army! "Not directed towards any specific branch"
by RozayAK47 June 16, 2019
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