Alyssa

She has a mustache that she hasn't shaved

Ew that girl Alyssa never shaves he stach

by Ayyyyyyman December 11, 2016

Alyssa

A stupid fucking hoe ass cunt that no one likes. Talks shit about her friends and never keeps her promises. She’s actually disgusting and opens her legs to everyone. She’s so annoying and talks like she’s four. She’s a wanna be popular person. No body wants to be her friend

“Alyssa is a stupid whore”

by wkwkwjsndnbe December 26, 2017

alyshan

Some guy who thinks doing magic will get girls or money, but hasn't realized that he will get no pussy in his life and he will be homeless because he doesn't know shit.

God that kid such a fucking alyshan.

by Aura Juwani December 11, 2016

alyssa

alyssa is a name known for talking to guys who already have a girl as to talking to guys who talk to a girl. Alyssa also loves making nude stickers from snap to send to guys like it’s normal.... Alyssas also tends to ask men who are cuffed to send pics. For example, “can i send you a booty pic?” overall you get it Alyssa’s are hoes

Alyssa: i’m going to snap chad and see if he wants a nude... fuck his gf

by idontgiveaheckyo July 7, 2019

Alyssa

A basic white ass starbucks drinking bitch

fuck that cunt Alyssa

by KellytheJelly October 22, 2019

Alyssa

a girl who is spoiled with everything she wants and doesn't wash her self and keeps smelling like fish. a girl who thinks she can fight but can't , a girl who isn't worth it

Alyssa is pussy , Alyssa smd

by I don't like Alyssa pagon March 8, 2020

Alyssa

A bitch that thinks she is to good for anyone and believes she's amazing but she is actually a stuck up bitch who needs to stop flirting with people's boyfriends

Alyssa-hey
Guy-hi?
Alyssa-wanna hang out?
Guy-(should say I have a girlfriend) nah!
Alyssa -please bae?
Guy-I'm not your bae!

by Baby bae May 18, 2016