afterdog

any ailment one experiences after ingesting a hot dog.

these may include:
unpleasant tasting burps.
hot dog farts.
over all bad taste in mouth.

stay away from chad, he's got some serious afterdog goin on.

by cwick666 July 8, 2010

after cheese

after having anal sex and ejaculating in a woman's rear, the male withdraws his penis. when doing so, the semen trickles down into the vagina and combines with the woman's "cum". thus we are left with the after effect; which one would know as after cheese.

the cheese that is left over after... after cheese.

by C.R.3.@.M. November 3, 2010

afterbirther

A "deather"; i.e., someone that refuses to believe that Osama bin Laden is dead without seeing proof. Nicknamed "afterbirther" because such a person was almost certainly a "birther" (i.e., someone that demands proof that Obama was a natural born U.S. citizen) in the months prior to Osama's death.

Joe-Bob Freeper: LONG FORM DEATH CERTIFICATE OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
Some Guy: Oh great, first the birthers, now the afterbirthers.

by blahpers May 28, 2011

Aftergurn

An aftergurn is where you have taken MDMA and are experiencing uncontrollable jaw movement (gurn) even though the high from the drug has long faded.

I was so high last night, I have had an aftergurn all day!

by Fribbo March 17, 2013

afterboner

the boner you still have after masturbating or having sex before going flaccid. It usually lasts a minute and makes it hard to put clothes on.

Franklin tried to piss after sex, but his afterboner made pee go everywhere.

by gamervolcano May 4, 2015

after holiday syndrome

The feeling of dread you get when returning from an awesome holiday...

Look at that cunt still on holiday while I'm here suffering from after holiday syndrome...

by Salty Seaslider November 12, 2015

After 9

This is when the kids go to sleep and you get your freak on. Or should I say yo get sum pum pum.😭😅🤣

I would love some pum pum after 9.

by Mo-lyrical October 12, 2019