Ag

A shortened version of the word ‘agony’. Is used to express suffering, or in moments of extreme laughter (e.g. ‘dying’ of laughter). Ag can be used for moments of minor inconvenience; for example having to lean over to turn your light switch on in the morning, or more extreme moments of suffering such as losing a loved one.

My ag has just been induced because the wind blew away my marijuana.

That film had me in ag, it was so funny!

by BV Pogue May 17, 2022

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biblical age

the combination of your current age and the ages of your living children. This is based on the fact that many biblical characters lived to absurdly large ages, and begat tremendous numbers of children. People often say having children ages one prematurely; this is an way to quantify this.

"My biblical age is 86"
"Wow, you look great for your age!"

by E. Thomas Ologist January 28, 2025

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AG

AG has been one of the best since 2017, I LOVE THIS PACKING CLAN. This has been the most best clan I've ever seen.

AG Is the Most Best Clan In 2023 I Love It

by Jasiah Montgomery November 27, 2023

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Ag Bois

Like Soy Bois but with bigger tits. Love to talk about the land and hold an air of arrogance. When not wearing rich school boy attire they are measuring each others dicks and hectares.

Those one hand drivers in their boots and popped collars talking about shares, $$ and all things aristocratic must be Ag Bois.

by Nicholas Atkinson February 6, 2019

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Dark Aging

Covering yourself and your lover up with blankets that have holes in them by your genitals. Then one of you must tackle the other down the stairs or off the bed. Then you have to try to insert your penis into her hole. If you get it in before two minuets, your lover has to throat fuck you and say "what a lovely tea party".

Hey Laura do you want to try dark aging tonight?

by Thejerseydirtbag May 1, 2015

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