you use awkward turtle as a secret code. use "awkward turtle" when you want a close friend to check you for b.o.
if you are guilty of b.o. your friend says "yes, awkward turtle", if not, "no awkward turtle"
if you are guilty of b.o. your friend says "yes, awkward turtle", if not, "no awkward turtle"
random person: "some one smells like b.o."
patrick(to heather):"awkward turtle?"
heather(to patrick):"no awakward turtle"
patrick(to random person):"well, it's not me!"
patrick(to heather):"awkward turtle?"
heather(to patrick):"no awakward turtle"
patrick(to random person):"well, it's not me!"
by Corbin Heather October 2, 2007
Get the awkward turtle mug.Bob: Wow, I hafta assume that was some serious ackwardness in that last email.
Joe: What are you talking about?
Bob: Oh, man! Did you not see the word "bum" in the middle of that email you sent to the whole team?
Joe: What are you talking about?
Bob: Oh, man! Did you not see the word "bum" in the middle of that email you sent to the whole team?
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A song by tech n9ne, Yo gotti, Big Scoob, and Lil Wayne normally to describe how screwed up people can be sometimes.
Nathon, why the fuck do you exist, your so bass ackwards that in your POV a car in reverse is going forward.
by yodas_ketamine December 20, 2020
Get the Bass Ackwards mug.If you're pouring a Black and Tan. But you put the Guinness in first then try to add the Bass. You've got it Bass-ackwards. The Bass goes first the you floot the Guinness on top with a spoon.
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Get the Awkwardnimity mug.When you're taken along for an awkward ride when your friend invites you to hangout when he's actually on a date with his girlfriend.
John invites Andrew to hangout with him. Andrew goes to hangout, and all John does the whole time he's with him is he makes out with his bitch, so Andrew is taken on an Awkward Coaster ride.
-If Andrew eventually ditches because it's so damn awkward, and John yells at him, John is a faggot.
-If Andrew eventually ditches because it's so damn awkward, and John yells at him, John is a faggot.
by NotChuckxoxo March 20, 2010
Get the Awkward Coaster mug.n. any kind of awkward movement especially occurs when attempting to leap over an obsticle that is not cleared completely.
Jim stupidly took the most direct route and awkwardapulted himself over a row of chairs. As a result Jim knocked over the chairs and injured himself.
In an attempt to escape the conversation about of STDs Tim awkardapulted himself away from his friend who thought to himself ''WTF?''
In an attempt to escape the conversation about of STDs Tim awkardapulted himself away from his friend who thought to himself ''WTF?''
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