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mortar team

When multiple soldiers get diarrhoea at the same time
"did you have the gammon from the mess" "no I knew some people that had it in they turned into a mortar team"
by shrekcccc December 18, 2017
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Team length

When a person who is very lengthy and\or really good at something
James crossed the every living fuck out of Matthew and then slam cammed on Jacob and shouted "Team length" to prove his superiority .
by Cuckatron October 1, 2017
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Team Tiny

Is a gang of men (Team) which was created for protection, support and awareness of suffers of a Penis length deficiency (i.e. Micropenis).
Jay and Albert have little willy and are proud of it because they are members of Team Tiny.
by TinyTeam March 27, 2017
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team pink

A slang word for gay males.
Josh , Andrew, and Michael are all playing for team pink.
by Dougedatamazingdog February 25, 2018
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team scumbag

Also known as “scumbags”a group or crew that look out and take care of one another. Mess with one you mess with all of them. They consider each other family. They don’t give a fuck about what other people think of them. Committed members have their logo tattooed. Common actions and interests are: racing , demolition derby‘s ,fast cars ,jacked up trucks , Mudding, Motorcycles, family quads ,tattoos ,fishing ,firearms hunting ,bars , parties ,drinking ,foul language ,putting each other through hell ,loyalty , and respect
to become a scumbag you have to know a scumbag And be voted upon

Not to be associated or confused with any other team scumbag or scumbags

Commonly seen with a skull and two crossed baseball bats on apparel
By order of the court a summons of team scumbag for the following offenses

• running a chop shop

• Indecent exposure
• public drunkenness

Aggravated assault
• destruction of private property

disturbing the peace

• Trespassing
• Assault with a deadly weapon
•. Breaking and entering
• Resisting arrest
• Grandtheft auto
• Arson

• Manufacturing and possessing machine guns
• Grandtheft
• Driving under the influence
• bribing a police officer

• assualt on a police officer

• Manufacturing and possessing explosives

• Reckless endangerment

• Public urination
• drinking , partying ,Offending everyone, smashing cars hitting bars and having one goddamn good fucking time ... most likely at your expense TEAM SCUMBAG!!!
by Granny’s flesh light May 11, 2018
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Turnup team

The people you go to parties with but don't associate with regularly enough to call them friends. Usually used in the younger teen groups.
Hey me and the turnup team are going out tonight wanna come?
by BeautyBabe_bbyGurl June 11, 2016
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Aquarium Team

A bunch of sick motherfuckers that like midget porn and soy milk.
This group of fuckers like to ass fuck each other while eating vegitarian food.
Damn Hitler, you didn't have to go so Aquarium Team on those jews!
by Betsey boop January 30, 2020
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