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bitch-tits

A male with larger than average breasts.
Bob, Bob had bitch-tits.
by Ryan Harms December 28, 2005
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Eskimo Tits

Pretty self explanatory. The tits of a female eskimo or a very large male eskimo. Eskimo tits have the peculiar quality of being one of the coldest things on Earth. Because the milk inside the eskimo's tits is frozen, it is as solid as a brick.
"Dude, it is as cold as fucking eskimo tits outside!"
by MetalPhoenix13 February 14, 2012
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Chunder Tits

A term used for a friend who is always chundering after excessive alcohol consumption.

Origin: United Kingdom, 2011, used to refer to Dan Barker.
Geezuz Chunder Tits is exposing himself again
by waffles183 January 13, 2011
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salami tits

Salami tits are when the areola is so big it looks like a piece of salami was put there.
Her salami tits nipples were massive, and it looked like there was a piece of salami sitting on them...
by Kelly Daniel January 19, 2010
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Bannana tits

A type of breast where in the bra it may seem normal but when presented it swoops upwards like a bannana would.
Holy shit man. Last night Jean had the worst Bannana tits I have ever seen. They almost poked my eye out
by Grafik January 3, 2009
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tit sling

garment worn to support the breasts; a bra
"I think I left my tit sling in yo house last night."
by Gina January 19, 2003
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detach tit

Used when a guy is acting like such a pussy that an imaginary or spiritual tit is assumed to be attached and wrongfully employed by his mouth. Perhaps even a specific phantom tit, such as that of a mother or gf.
Coach: Hey, Jimmy, it's okay you struck out. Stop your crying. Just remember next time, detach tit. Then bat.

Guy1: Marjorie wants me to help pick between mauve and fuschia for the dining room.

Guy2: Detach tit before speaking, man.
by jatty July 6, 2009
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