1 definition by MetalPhoenix13

Eskimo Tits

Pretty self explanatory. The tits of a female eskimo or a very large male eskimo. Eskimo tits have the peculiar quality of being one of the coldest things on Earth. Because the milk inside the eskimo's tits is frozen, it is as solid as a brick.

"Dude, it is as cold as fucking eskimo tits outside!"

by MetalPhoenix13 January 24, 2012