Parker

A kid who loves babies, he’ll always grope the baby that he sits next too at the park. He also loves cock preferably the cock of a hamsta

Parker - Ooh hamsta I love your beauty cock.

Hamsta - Oscruncha why thank you.

Parker - please my king, let me suck it!!!

by Nhaniiiiii November 30, 2020

Evelyn Parker

Someone who isn’t very cool. Specifically, not as cool as Mac Sumner.

She is such an Evelyn Parker.

by mac.s17 March 18, 2022

parker micheal allen

The most amazing boy on the planet. He is a loving, respectful, and kind person who will make your life better than when he wasn't in it. He is determined to make his place in the world and very committed to his school and grades. One of the most hard working people that is a working role-model to what everyone should aspire to be.

"Wow did you see Kat's boyfriend! It was Parker Micheal Allen!"
"Parker Micheal Allen is easily the smartest guy on campus"

by RisingPheonix July 5, 2023

Parker

A string bean, Mathew Broderick, Inspector Gadget looking ass mother fucker

Some chick: Do you think Parker is too hot for me??
Friend: “You mean that string bean, Mathew Broderick, Inspector Gadget looking ass mother fucker you crazy psycho???”

by Tomdelongesass October 9, 2020

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

bamf Peter Parker

Bad ass mother fucker Peter Parker

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Hey do you read bamf Peter Parker?
Yeah I love bamf Peter Parker!

by 🌸💖🌺 January 9, 2024

Parker

Parker is an athletic boy/man who is a nice boyfriend when you are getting to know him then you will somehow figure out that he cheated on you with an older girl but will not say anything until you point it out

Parker cheated on you

by •queen• August 20, 2019