Jessing

When you pretend to know what a conversation not involving yourself is about, by smiling and nodding

"Does she know what we're saying?"
"No she's just jessing, look at her"

by mattylacey1160 February 26, 2019

jess

an amazing funny cool hot person with amazing music taste

bob- ‘ur kinda… jess…😍😍😍’
Amy- hooks up w him
sandra- ‘bob not u getting w my bsf i thought we had something together’
bob- ‘uh amy girl sorry nah I’ve been accidentally leading u on mami’
sandra- sings fight song and starts howling like a wolf
Amy- blasts stay shrimpy
sandra- queefs

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Jess

A rude girl who always wants to be the leader and always wants to be the best at things. She especially loves animals. And if you get in the good side of her, you’ll be there forever.

Jess

by Idontyhinkiwanttobehere October 25, 2020

Jesse

Jesse is a big man who loves licking Sofia’s arse on the rare occasion.he often likes to have monster wanks over Sofia’s breasts which is also like amazing. His prime talents are telling people his ma isn’t on the dole and also being hardy

Jesse stop looking at Sofia’s arse

by Oli-mlk fanpage September 1, 2019

Jesse Rees

A thicc boi that likes to look at pictures of naked llamas. He is also commonly known as Bat Boy. No not like batman.

Jesse Not again. Give me that picture.

Jesse Rees- Thicc

by KingBowenIII's assistant May 23, 2018

jess

jess i a blonde she is dumb and short. she has daddy issues. jess doesn't know how to tie her shoe laces and her friends keep trying to teach her but she is partly deaf. She has adhd and she is dyslexic. Which is not bad thing it makes her funner. Her bad qualities are the fact that she makes a big deal over the pen lid u stole from her as a joke but, u can never stay mad at her she my bestiee.

jess u bitch

by apersonmatee September 5, 2022

Jess

Jess is a lovely friend but will constantly weave dance into every conversation. They perceive themselves as the Billy Elliot's of the world despite never making it further than their village hall dance lessons.

PERSON 1: I've taken up running
JESS: As a dancer, I'm unable to run as it uses different muscles
PERSON 1: That's such a Jess thing to say! We get it you dance!

by milbooo January 29, 2024