Eskimo Winter

When you go through the whole winter season without trimming or shaving your pubic hair.

"Dang you've got a huge bush going on down there!" "Yeah its an eskimo winter for me"

by EskimoMan555 November 16, 2009

cemetery & western

Goth rock with a country twang or with a country & western beat and chord structure. Country music with dark, morbid themes related to revenge, suicide, hangings, etc.

Cemetery & Western songs like "Gravedigger," "Ode to Billy Joe," and "Ghost Riders in the Sky."

by Doktor John November 9, 2010

Toasted Western

Toasted Western: When a Super Tanned white woman rides a dick Reverse Cow Girl Style with butter on her ass (or massage oil) to help glide better.

1- I met a chick from the jersey shores last night at the club. Took her home and she served me a Toasted Western.

2- So my girl came home last night and went right to the fridge for the butter. She asked if I'm in the mood some some Toasted Western.

by PJ_HarlemKnight1 September 1, 2014

jacob winter

A queer that has sex with his mom.

That Jacob Winter is nasty.

by Squirrel Tug November 13, 2017

White winter hymnal

When it's cold in your room and you shoot a load on your tummy-tum-tum and it's warm then it gets cold and crusty.

Dude you know it's winter when you get the first white winter hymnal

by RadDaddyTom December 10, 2018

Jort Westerveld

Jort is a kind man who is dutch and blonde, he is very sweet and plays football. Lanky lucas has an obsession with him because he wishes he was him because he is a gay-lord. He stalks jort and tries to get into his pants. Ew...

Oh lekker its Jort westerveld

by lligma420mydude October 11, 2019

Russian Winter

the bane of adolf hitler and napoleon bonaparte

guy 1: what's the best way to beat hitler?
guy 2: russian winter

by Dat Cat June 17, 2020