German Wow

This isn't your average "wow". The "German Wow" can only be applied to something so horrendous that it is almost as catastrophic as the world wars. This can be a reply to an extremely offensive or inappropriate comment or hearing news that changes your or someone else's life, usually in a bad way. It was invented by my family after watching a tv series where different countries compete in a series of physical challenges (Beastmaster).

Luke: "What did the German say to the Jew when they bumped into each other?"
Adam: "What..."
Luke: "I did Nazi Jew there!"
Adam: "German Wow..."
Or
Luke: "I recently found out my ex-girlfriend had sex with my Dad..."
Adam: "I'm so sorry man, that sucks."
Luke: "She keeping the child."
Adam: "German Wow..."

by KOLDKIDX January 21, 2022

wow

wow

wow

by bûmblebee December 6, 2021

WOW

Wild outdoor woman

See that girl over there.

Yeah yeah.

Yeah bro, she’s a WOW.

A what?

A wild outdoor woman.

Ohhhh.

by nater08r April 3, 2022

Are Wow

Are wow is like “wow” With are in the beginning

Jessica: Are wow! thats so cool
Sami: what?
Jessica: Are wow is the same as wow but with an “are” in beginning.
Sami:oh. Are wow! thats awesome

by Sage_greenn April 14, 2022

Wow factor

Put simply, the wow factor is when a guy is really skinny and it makes his dick appear larger than it really is.

Saw Kevin Durant playing in the Nets game last night - that dude has the wow factor for sure.

by scalereaux April 14, 2022

oh my gosh wow

A thing you say to something that is so epic. Also is a meme

Person A: OH MY GOSH WOWWW
Person B: Awwe I knew you would find me amazing

Person A: No, I’m just wondering where I could dump your body

by The simpo November 9, 2021

wow

for when i do anything spectacular

wowwowwowwowwowwow

by dioooooooooooossssss March 11, 2022