Wack-a-doodle

Professor or other who is completely out of touch with their students, employees etc.

She wants us to do what? She is completely "wack-a-doodle".

by UWB is really not me February 3, 2010

wacked

just plain crazy...and fun......out of this world......

she's wacked out..... I know I am......... nice

by ur best friend June 11, 2006

Wack off Rolodex

In the process of wacking off, a man in his own mind 'flips through' images or videos of women he has met or seen throughout his life in an attempt to find the image to wack off and/or climax to. This collection of images IS the 'Wack Off Rolodex'.

"Dude, I totally used my Wack Off Rolodex, flipped to your mom, and got off the other night"

by Jleeballs April 21, 2007

bush whacker

One who repeatedly beats his rod (in a sporaticly random motion, similar to banging a kettle drum) against the vaginal mound. The purpose to either further stimulate the clit/penis or to maintain a solid erection. In some cases "bush whacking" is used to intensify orgasm after "pulling out" instead of the more commonly used hand jerking motion.

"Judy finished cumming just as Harold pulled his rod out, finishing the fuck with a vigorous bout of bush whacking, Harold quickly filled Judys navel with a stout squirt of man juice."
"That ol' Harold is one damn fine Bush Whacker"

by Mike Balsac October 26, 2003

Ding Dong Jello Wack

To fill a magnum condom with jello and smack in the face as to leave spermiside on someone unknowingly as they open the door.

We wanted to play ding dong ditch, but we wanted to do something more risky so we played a exciting game of Ding Dong Jello Wack.

by Dike Mink March 25, 2008

Wack Wall Street

A gay ass group run and founded by a wanna be gangster stripper who has no musical talent and has also been on change of heart has a tounge ring and a butterfly tatto and he also thinks cuz he is from compton that makes him a gangster but all he was doin there was stripin.The Gayme is the fakest rapper/wanksta there is out there he also was a stripper and have u noticed since G-Unit he hasnt made any new music he will just change the words to G-Unit songs and if he didnt like them so much why'd the nigga sign to G-Unit man the gayme is so fuckin retarted and now he has some wack wall street shit

Wack Wall Street is the fakest shit out there!

by G-UNITSOLDIER25436 July 27, 2006

doody whacker

1. Penis
2. Similar to a Garden Weasel; Garden Tool, shaped like a penis
3. What my Great Grandpa called a penis

"Son, if you keep touchin your Doody Whacker, it's gonna fall off!"

by Great Grandpa Radar January 1, 2007