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The man. A Weidner usually is a male between 17-21 years of age. He is gorgeous especially with thier beautiful eyes. What comes standard with any Weidner?: A charming personality, a six pack, a fitted Mets hat, tons of useful sports knowledge, A lexus, and game. Now Lets define this game of his: speed, stamina, integrity, and just mad game that girls haven't seen before. This male will usually chill with the likes of people named... Kobe, DJ Cam, and hair gel. Women love this kid.. (Just refer to definition #1 on this page.) With his great looks and charming personality, Weidner makes a girl (mostly just victoria secret models) fall for him, gets 10 points, and then peaces. Just like his boys, thats what happens on LBI! ATTENTION WOMEN: if you meet a Weidner, good luck, he's probably outta your league. Weidner: The man, the myth, an absolute fuckin GOD!
DJ Cam: Yo Weidner got mad bitties last night...

Kobe: I come to exspect nothin less.
DJ Cam: I hooked up with her too!
Kobe: Red Flag.
Weidner by Kobe Hibbs June 15, 2010

wienerism 

Wienerism is not only a political ideology, but a way of life. It revolves around using the word wiener in multiple special ways. People who abide by wienerism tend to have good senses of humor.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about my mom?
Person 2: Yeah! she converted to wienerism! that's great.
Person 1: I know... but she hasn't stopped saying the word "wiener" since last week!
wienerism by dfwiener June 20, 2011
this word has three definitions. One is a hot dog, the other is a man's penis, and the last is my favorite. A wiener is a man who is just kind of an ass, very rude, not always very masculine, not quite a boy, but not much of a man.
Person: That guy thinks he's all high society because he buys his clothes from here, so he thinks he can act all snobby. This guy's a wiener.
Wiener by JustAsk July 11, 2010

Starfish Wiener 

A terrible wiener in which has been split into 4 parts. It is still under debate whether two of it's flaps used to be it's balls, but one thing is for certain...it exists...and it continues to plague internet forums around the world till this day. It's only one true weakness is the much dreaded octacock.

When somebody is attacked by a link to this dreaded starfish, it is known as Starfish Rolled. Not many have survived an encounter with this mighty beast...maybe one day the octacock will return and save us all.
Chuck: Hey Bill, check this out!

*Sends link to starfish wiener*

Bill: GOD DAMMIT! I've been Starfish rolled like 5 times today! GAH!!!!!!

*silence*

Chuck: Bill? You there? oh no...the Starfish Wiener must have gotten him...
1. A hot dog
2. A hound-like dog
1. I really enjoy putting long, thick wieners in my mouth.
2. Rub my wiener for good luck.
wiener by qwerty9C1 January 11, 2008

Whiner Central 

Whiner Central was founded in 2008. It was created to make fun of cry babies and whiners in games. Lots of people go there to post screen shots and make fun of whiners. The original game was Delta Force Black Hawk Down. At times, entire squads are listed as whiners on Whiner Central.
How? No way! What you running? What you using? Who are you? You are being spec'd. I'll be back when all the idiots are gone. How'd you know I was there. Wow. Hmmm. Go paste that in Whiner Central. You are a known cheat. You are banned. Punted. Not welcome. Too good.