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Walmart boy

When someone finds a boy attractive the first time they see them but then find that boy ugly when they see them the next day, this is called a Walmart boy
*In a pulic space* "Oh that guy is so cute!"
*the next day in a another public space with the same guy* "Oh nevermind he was just a Walmart boy"
by istfgicantfindausername May 14, 2022
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walmart jesus

also called low-bar jesus

noun / the phenomenon of men being praised for the smallest accomplishments. men doing the bare minimum and being worshipped as great men (doing something that women do and DO NOT receive praise for because its seen as their innate responsibility).
"he always changes the baby, hes the best father."
"that's just walmart jesus. the bar is subterranean"
by georgia011 June 9, 2022
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WALMART!

by CURNICNLGEE June 10, 2022
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walmart vest

a homoerotic wardrobe staple of Walmart employees. typically accessorized with pins and patches to give shoppers a false sense of approachability. sometimes the back is bedazzled to say “daddy’s little slutbag” in rhinestones, but not always.
person 1: “man, did you see ailee’s walmart vest?”
person 2: “yeah, it’s so y2k thrift store chic!”
by streborarella June 16, 2022
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Walmart.com

The normal Walmart store is tame. But then there is Walmart.com. its known famously for having an among us fnaf security breach bootleg plushies. Also known for having other overpriced bootlegs.
Damn bro where did you buy that? From Walmart.com?
by Purple_Tomato July 27, 2022
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Walmart

The only place in North Carolina where you can meet up with your friends and goof off.
Suzy: “hey wanna hangout?”
Dylan: “sure, meet me at walmart.”
by Sky Jade August 1, 2022
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Walmart wagyu

The most attractive woman in Walmart. Average looking outside of Walmart, but in there she’s a smokeshow.
“Bro check HER out

“She’s alright I guess…”

“Nah my guy. That’s Grade A Walmart Wagyu right there.”
by goddamn_batman August 10, 2022
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