veganism

The belief that non-human animals should not be commodified, exploited, and/or eaten.

“Aw man, I just finished my eighteenth bowl of hummus this week.”
“…Uh, do you subscribe to veganism, by any chance?”

by Hogtrude Parker September 11, 2022

veganism

A mental disorder.

"I am vegan. Veganism is the best.", he said. Then I kicked him out of the whatsapp goup chat.

by ligma21121219 November 17, 2021

Trans Vegan

A Vegan with occasional transgressions such as occasionally eating eggs or fish or other things a pure Vegan would not eat.

In order to have a healthy diet I decided to become a trans vegan who is vegan most of the time but occasionally such as once in a month I may eat eggs, fish or even chicken

by Data scientist One August 04, 2024

vegan meat pie

When multiple gay guys run a train on a girl.

“Hey Susie, I got a vegan meat pie this weekend, it was great”

by ApplejacksCereal January 27, 2019

Vegan Cannibal

Someone that cuts you open just to motorboat your insides

I hear that vegan cannibals are the new hot thing since its more ethical.

by Goose9461 September 06, 2022

Don't worry, i'm not a vegan

When you aren't a vegan

hey riad get it through your helmet... Don't worry, i'm not a vegan

by RiadBonerhead March 21, 2017

Mandatory Vegan

Forcing a passed-out drunk to toss your salad.

Cherie rejected me so she's eligible to recieve the mandatory vegan.

by B4_yourvery_Eyes February 04, 2013