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Corrupting vanillas

When you take an innocent, monogamous, kink-free civilian and slowly (or not-so-slowly) introduce them to the dark arts of threesomes, bondage, dirty talk, and the glorious chaos of the non-vanilla lifestyle. Suddenly they’re asking what a safe word is and showing up to brunch with hickeys in suspicious places.
I let him tie me up one time and now he’s reading kink blogs at work. I’ve officially started corrupting vanillas.
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hardcore vanilla

When you have vanilla sex, but take them to pound town.
Grace: “Carson do you have vanilla sex?”
Carson: “ Yeah I have vanilla sex , but I take her to pound town! So that’s hardcore vanilla!”
by Hardcore vanilla bitches February 26, 2022
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vanilla card

by Bang tan boys April 20, 2018
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Dark side of vanilla

More adventurous types of sex, while staying in the realms of mainstream - e.g. Toys, risqué locations, butt stuff and the like.
I'm not kinky but am on the dark side of vanilla...
by Oliver J NZ August 30, 2024
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Vanilla War

1. n. A modern conventional conflict
1. I just want to know what life was like before the Vanilla War.
2. The Vanilla War broke out again.
by You're Not Kablamo September 21, 2010
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tricky vanilla

Awwwww, Christina is up to some tricky vanilla.
by Christinalicious January 14, 2009
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Vaginal vanilla

Jamie: What happened last night with you and Annie?
Frank: Well I was finna go down on her, but I could smell that vaginal vanilla a mile off.
by lonelybowling June 13, 2018
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