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Uber Racist

An individual who, in their pursuit of being racist, has transcended the ordinary boundaries of bigotry. Their discriminatory tendencies are not merely pedestrian; they are omniversal cosmic in scale, spanning dimensions and timelines.

*I'm talking about you, Skyler.*
Skyler: Good morning, everyone. I'm your new teacher, Skyler. Today, we will begin with an introductory topic: racism.
Kaiser: Awww, fawk... $200 says he's about to cook up some Uber Racist level out-of-pocket shit
Fujimoto: ...
by toiletCleaner69 April 5, 2024
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Uber kid

Take's a Uber from Newark and to the Poconos and pays 83 dollars for it
by Uber kid April 23, 2017
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Uber Khan

My piggies have become Uber Khan. They were out last night again...
by Nigrump December 22, 2019
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Uber Cocker

(noun)

Also Über Cocker

A portmanteau of “über” (German for super, ultra, or beyond) and “alter cocker” (Yiddish for old guy or old coot, literally “old defecator”). Refers to a legendary-grade elder, typically male, whose opinions are as unyielding as his sense of superiority is justified.

An Über Cocker isn’t just old—he’s mythologically seasoned. He predates social media, dot-coms, and sometimes the concept of patience itself. He also predates the ride-sharing app, which leads to generational confusion when he uses “über” in its original sense—leaving Millennials and Gen Z blinking in semantic disarray.

Etymology:
From über (German: over, above, supreme) + alter cocker (Yiddish: old man, curmudgeon).
First used to describe someone who makes Larry David seem like a TikTok intern.
– “My uncle Saul’s an Uber Cocker—he argues with the GPS and wins.”
– “Don’t tell an Uber Cocker how to make coffee; he’s been doing it since before espresso was ironic.”
– “Gen Z thinks he’s talking about ridesharing, but no—he’s an Uber Cocker from way back.”
– “My dad refuses to download the Uber app because he says he was über before Uber existed. Total Über Cocker.”
– “You can’t win an argument with an Über Cocker—he’s been rehearsing since the Nixon administration.”
– “When an Über Cocker says ‘back in my day,’ time itself sighs.”
by APedant October 18, 2025
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Uber

A word typically used by the elder emos to over exaggerate a statement.
I'm uber confused my dude.
by Elderemoslang December 28, 2021
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uber stain

When someone leaks out of the trousers onto the seat of an Uber drivers car.
You fuck stick! You Uber stained me!
by Mainiyak September 28, 2021
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uber scramble

verb

1. feel or cause to feel harry from the moment an Uber pick up time is set until the actual boarding of an Uber vehicle.

noun

1. state of intense harry as in the panic felt after an Uber pick-up time is set until said vehicle is boarded.
verb

"forgetting her purse, Morwenna had Uber scrambled her way to embarrassment"

noun

"the panic on John's face read of Uber scramble"

"in a mad Uber scramble, Helena tripped over her own feet causing minor injury to her coccyx"
by Trintastic November 27, 2016
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