two-stooler

A really fat person.

"See that fat-ass that just walked in?"
"Yeah, she's definitely a two-stooler."

by Prime December 22, 2002

two bulb

law enforcement officers automobile ( cop car)

take it handy theres a two bulb comin up behind us

by chadsexington4 October 4, 2006

two ball stew

just another in the long list of man juice names

I heard her she is a gobbler of many a two ball stew

by heynow_1 May 10, 2007

two sox

Two Sox: Common Sox Fan/1st floor appartment dweller, who has a penchant for unhealthy} living and is in possession of/known to wear two socks that are not of equal elasticity and act independently of each other under the force of gravity i.e. one sock is a slacker and falls down quickly.

look at "two sox" going to have a smoke..

His mom must not have laid his clothes out today because he's got "two sox"

by PB13 October 20, 2007

Two Pinned Inplug

someone who interferes children. In that case likes to have sex with children.

I will not accept you application to be the caretaker for the school you fucking two pinned inplug!

by clarkycat September 9, 2009

two shakes of a chimps cock

To be there in a minute. The full version of 'there in two shakes'.

'I'll be there in two shakes of a chimps cock Vera', shouted Mavis before grabbing her coat, rushing to the front door and setting off for a good night at the bingo.

by chesterpest January 22, 2010

Two Cheek Tango

When a person, whilst alone in a public restroom, upon completion of the act of defecation, discovers that there is insufficient toilet paper to finish "wiping", and said person must pinch their buttocks together, hike their pants mostly up, and quickly hop to another stall so they may finish their "wiping" endeavour.

Todd, after eating a large bean burrito, discovers that he has run out of toilet paper. After his calls for help go unheaded, Todd has to "two cheek tango" to the neighbouring stall.

by Ezekiel Stone May 31, 2010