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twitter

the largest containment board, followed by reddit and the now dead tumblr
basically just a huge insane asylum for people with no life
guy 1: I hate twitter
guy 2: me too
guy 3: wsp top g players how are you????
guy 1 and 2: shut the fuck up twitter twat
by unfunny man August 24, 2022
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Parody Twitter Account

Roleplay accounts on Twitter (X) ran by fans of the character being roleplayed. People who run Parody Twitter Accounts commonly spread misinformation on the Internet for fun
Person 1: I run a Parody Twitter Account!
Person 2: Cool
by Parody Twitter May 4, 2024
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Twitter

A place where you get unliked for existing (usually known as being Cancelled) Twitter is usually the home of fatherless children.
by MileClemets November 14, 2021
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twitter

you lose brain cells naturally but when you use twitter for more than 2 hours a day then you know you lose brain cells way quicker. its a giant website full of really dumb people and celebrities being able to somehow make comments on things that somehow get to everywhere, I don't even use twitter and I know the last thing elon musk tweeted.
on twitter everyone is offended by something and wants you to be understanding but at some point people put trigger warnings for CAPS or kitchen appliances or god knows

gimmick accounts are great tho
autistic friend 1: "I just made a tweet about how we are going to burger king"

me: "you use twitter?, that makes a lot of sense"
by cosmicretard August 9, 2021
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Twitter

The section of skin on a female between the Twat and the Shitter.

Tw-itter
Alan, "Audrey, you've left a load of pubes in the pan again"

Audrey, "No I haven't, I shaved my axewound in the shower before we went out"

Alan, "You neglected the Twitter again, didn't you Audrey!"
by Dirtylocks Jackson May 9, 2020
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Twitter

"My friend opened a Twitter account yesterday, he's such an idiot."
by Sattrix77 April 14, 2022
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twitter bunker

Aka the Oval Office. Where POTUS hangs out sending crazed tweets while in a sleep-deprived stupor and smearing Cheeto dust and Big Mac grease on his IPhone
"whoa! Did you see Trump just fired Giuliani and Melania filed for divorce!?"
"No.... Where did you hear that?"

"direct from the Twitter bunker!"
by DoktorDokter November 11, 2020
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