Twitter Influencers 

A twitter user with more than 10k followers, who shares content (mostly funny or sexual) to stare up opinions of their followers.

Twitter Influencers are stealing and recycling tweets.

A twitter influencer once told me my tweets aren’t sexual enough to appeal to the timeline.

Twitter Influencers by •ι αм α Gσ∂•✨♋️ September 8, 2019

Twitter Twain 

Noun. Any barely literate athlete or entertainer who tweets some garbled nonsense and acts like it’s a contribution to American literature.

Jets running-back quoting Shakespeare and going full Twitter Twain while calling out his haters and the media.

Twitter Twain by Teflon Johnny September 23, 2019

Twitter ammo 

An image or video that insults someone. Usually used in an argument over Twitter Twitter ammo can be used in arguments over many social media’s.

Guy 1: Hey do you have any Twitter ammo I can use, I’m arguing with this dumb ass.
Guy 2: Yeah, here I’ll send you my favorite ones.

Twitter ammo by CockMonchy November 10, 2019

Twitter Dyslexia 

When the tweet you planned to post goes past the character limit, then you cut, change and edit, so you can fit it into one tweet. After you post it, you realize you left in/out a random word or had text/punctuation in the wrong place that makes it sound weird.

"By the time I realized my twitter dyslexia, people had already liked and re-tweeted it"

Twitter Dyslexia by trutherbotnet May 17, 2020

Twitter Bomb 

When someone jumps into your Twitter conversation, nastily tells you what they think of your points, can't deal with your patient replies, and quickly exits with "I don't have to put up with this! Blocked!"

Like a photo bomb, they are uninvited, and leave a disfigured image ... a timeline with blank comments where there's used to be, so that your replies look like you're talking to yourself.

I was arguing why a particular religion wasn't so great when this guy Twitter Bombed me, called me a racist, but couldn't explain what was racist about what I'd said, so eventually blocked me.

Twitter Bomb by ronmurp May 27, 2020

twitter shagger

The Twitter Shagger is a cryptid that is said to dwell somewhere in the depths of the social media website twitter.com.

Very little is currently known about the Twitter Shagger other than that
1. whatever it is, it is probably horny, and
2. everybody on Twitter wants to know what it is.

There is not yet any consensus among Cryptozoologists as to what sort of creature the Twitter Shagger is, since descriptions taken from alleged sightings of the beast vary wildly, but some have speculated that the Twitter Shagger either physically resembles, or has a particular fondness for, parrots.

Someone on Twitter (probably): "Can someone please tell me who or what a #TwitterShagger is, and why the hell is it trending?!?"

Someone else: "It's 2:00 in the morning and I'm still trying to figure out who the Twitter Shagger is."

twitter shagger by Prof. Wilhemina F. Whopington June 12, 2020

Twitter Twilight Zone 

A zone of unreality and imagination , where every person and ideology exists , and they all hate you

Man that ideology doesn't exist dude , it's just a Twitter Twilight Zone.

Twitter Twilight Zone by Tzeentch June 17, 2020