tumbleweed

a dry, stemmy, high-volume bud that's generally awful to smoke. It resembles a real tumbleweed because of its stemmy, large appearance.

Man, I got a headache from smoking this jenky tumbleweed.

by evasive April 15, 2008

Muff Tumbler

When 2 lesbians Scissor whilst in a washing machine that's turned on.

Morten: Wow, did you hear about that bitch from school?

Owen: Which one? The Muff Tumbler or the fat one?

Morten:There just one person.

by Mr DickPepper May 25, 2012

The African Tumbler

Just after ejaculating from sex with a woman you do not want a relationship with, you throw her down the closest stairs and leave. This is effective to pull off the one side desired "one night stand".

Me and this girl i met at a club were getting serious and after i finished i performed The African Tumbler to ensure no further relationship would occur.

by Bmaster802 June 22, 2010

tumbleweed moment

A tumbleweed moment is when someone says something awkward and nobody says anything for some time.

Person 1: OMG I just got a pet dog, I love him so much!
Person 2: I know right, I love dogs too! They taste especially great in gravy.
Person 1: Um...
Person 3: What a tumbleweed moment.

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by WantANaziCookie? January 10, 2011

Tumble

When a straight man "goes gay" for the first time. The first time he has gay sex. He is said to tumble. Used especially in the case of very macho tough guys.

I'm into chicks and all, but I would totally tumble for Justin Beiber.

We all knew Fred had a bi streak to him, but it wasn't until he met Joey that he finally tumbled.

If you are looking for first timers check out that gay bar on the edge of town. It is known to have a lot of tumblers hanging around.

by Mr. Bildo May 22, 2013

TumblrTime

The amount of time that seems to have passed while on Tumblr, compared to the amount of time that has actually passed. Such as going on at 3 o'clock for only 5 minutes, then looking at the clock and seeing that it is now 6 o'clock. What it feels like to be on Tumblr.

If only being at school felt like TumblrTime, I'd finish all my classes in an instant!

by edgesofedict May 29, 2013

tumblring

Massively overstating how entertained you are in the form of either dying, crying, or noting the point in the universe where your sides reside.

"oh my god i'm dying from laughter" "no you're not, fucking liar." "no dude, i'm serial. My sides are this ( |<-------------------->| ) far apart!" "stop tumblring, bro."

by ze/zy/zo/zum November 11, 2013