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tooshed

broken, busted, buggered, fuckt, oosht!
It won't work, the button's tooshed
by moonUP October 18, 2014
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woot toot

a delightful expression of delight and excitement, followed by the swift arm movements up and down,using both arms, like a train driver pulling on two of his horns.
Mary-Betty: Hey Sue, theres a rawrsum party on tonight, your lover is going to be there.
Sue: "Woot Toot!" *moves arms up and down above head*
Mary-Betty: cya there weirdo!
by Anna loves modest mouse April 5, 2006
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toothbutt

When you kiss someone who is either really drunk or just a bad kisser, they approche too fast thus headbutting you with their teeth
i was with this chick last night and there were hands all over. only problem is she split my f**king lip with a well placed toothbutt
by HarrySte October 7, 2007
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toothed clam

n. formerly well-shaven female anatomy, now rendered dangerous due to stubble.
That girl last night had a toothed clam -it will take me a week to recover.
by superbubba October 20, 2009
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Toothbrushing

An act commonly conducted by door to door sales people, especially frequented in the kitchen fitting world (Space Kitchens are innovators in this field). This usually happens as a direct result of rejecting their sales proposal. The indignant and humiliated rep will then feel the need to ask to use the home owners bath room and secretly urinate on the owners tooth brush or insert it up their anal passage before replacing it
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by msonning April 15, 2010
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Toothpaste Spit

When you have to talk, further expelling the frothy-green and white toothpaste/saliva mixture. This is one of the few unique phrases that can only be uttered in the presence of another human, while brushing your teeth.
Haha! I just choked on my toothpaste spit from laughing at this!
by laugherlots December 8, 2013
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toothole

A hilarious and acceptable way for kids to call other kids assholes.
Dad, Paisley said she wasn't going to be my friend anymore.

Call her a toothole.

Haha. That sounds funny. Ok, daddy.
by onehandcrabbing January 28, 2014
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