by Jeff blair March 11, 2022
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by Jimmy The Clown March 14, 2022
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The act of mixing your homies taint sweat and the purest cocaine money can buy, then proceeding to snort it off of said homies erect penis.
“Bro I’m so crashed from last night”
“Oh shit what happened bro?”
“Me and Johnny were mixing up Tucson Toothpaste”
“Oh shit what happened bro?”
“Me and Johnny were mixing up Tucson Toothpaste”
by d i b s June 24, 2022
Get the Tucson Toothpaste mug.Considered an old wise joke— A Tennessee toothpick is the bone from a raccoon pecker. The bone in male raccoon genitalia is tiny enough it COULD be used as a toothpick....
“I sure which I could get this food unstuck from my teeth.”
“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”
“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”
“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*
“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”
“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”
“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*
by LPeezy February 2, 2023
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Girl: Have you seen Max's genitals?
Girl: No, why?
Girl: they are so clean.
Girl: Probably because he used Hygenital Toothpaste
Girl: No, why?
Girl: they are so clean.
Girl: Probably because he used Hygenital Toothpaste
by bonaldballboy February 17, 2023
Get the hygenital toothpaste mug.When a dude puts tooth paste on his pubes while receiving oral sex from a girl slowing her to brush her teeth on his pubes with the tooth paste
by G-rod March 10, 2023
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Guy 1: Man, Alicia said she won't have sex with me unless I start closing the toothpaste.
Guy 2: Oh that sucks man.
Guy 1: Yeah I guess I better go buy some condoms.
2.
Person 1: Should we hire Tommy?
Person 2: No. He's a really good guy but he just doesn't close the toothpaste.
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: Well for example on this last business deal he set 10 goals for himself but he only completed 6.
Person 1: Oh okay.
Guy 1: Man, Alicia said she won't have sex with me unless I start closing the toothpaste.
Guy 2: Oh that sucks man.
Guy 1: Yeah I guess I better go buy some condoms.
2.
Person 1: Should we hire Tommy?
Person 2: No. He's a really good guy but he just doesn't close the toothpaste.
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: Well for example on this last business deal he set 10 goals for himself but he only completed 6.
Person 1: Oh okay.
by aeather January 26, 2014
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