A dickhead boss. Someone who thinks he's a lady killer but everyone thinks he's a nob. A twat who has a friend with benefits but disguises her as a 'bookkeeper'. A boss who puts everyone down and tells them he's bringing in the Agency staff because they aren't doing good enough even though they are doing fine. And a dickhead who calls his staff retards if they don't hand out meals at the right time.
A: My boss is such a twat, he called me a retard yesterday because I handed in 1 meal late.
B: Oh really? He must be acting like my old boss Chris.
C: He's a real twat.
B: Oh really? He must be acting like my old boss Chris.
C: He's a real twat.
by MemerAsian April 09, 2016
a very attractive man who makes videos called cute with Chris
(cutewithchris.com) with an aspiring sense of humor. And a very nice wardrobe.
(cutewithchris.com) with an aspiring sense of humor. And a very nice wardrobe.
by nollableu August 02, 2007
by BLZN.PJ February 12, 2009
Reject normality, return to Chris. To understand the Chris Pill, one must understand the mentality of Chris.
Accross the globe, there is a prestige that comes with being Chris. A mindset, a path and a state of being. Every Chris is separate and unique, but every Chris is one. The name of Chris is a powerful blessing and must be used well.
Chris is a being of chaos and serenity, foolhardy, but wise, eccentric and proud of it. Capable of all extremes in all facets of life, the only thing you can expect from a Chris is to do something so unexpected, that you can only sigh or chuckle and remark, "That is such a Chris thing to do/say, I expected nothing less."
To take the Chris Pill is to pull apart the veil of humanity, of normality and transcend to a state of Chris. A Chris takes this pill as they are named, blessed and forever marked with the Covenant of Chris. But others may take the Chris Pill. When a non-Chris is faced with a choice and they cannot find the answer within themselves, look aside. Consider your closest Chris, a friend, a relative or a celebrity Chris and let their power posses you. Make the choice a Chris would make, let your inner Chris take control and become one with the Chris network. You'll feel greater clarity than you have ever felt before. You will make a decision. Not always the right decision, but it will be a Chris decision.
Take the Chris Pill, embrace Chris, and even if you are not a true Chris, some of the power of Chris will be with you.
Accross the globe, there is a prestige that comes with being Chris. A mindset, a path and a state of being. Every Chris is separate and unique, but every Chris is one. The name of Chris is a powerful blessing and must be used well.
Chris is a being of chaos and serenity, foolhardy, but wise, eccentric and proud of it. Capable of all extremes in all facets of life, the only thing you can expect from a Chris is to do something so unexpected, that you can only sigh or chuckle and remark, "That is such a Chris thing to do/say, I expected nothing less."
To take the Chris Pill is to pull apart the veil of humanity, of normality and transcend to a state of Chris. A Chris takes this pill as they are named, blessed and forever marked with the Covenant of Chris. But others may take the Chris Pill. When a non-Chris is faced with a choice and they cannot find the answer within themselves, look aside. Consider your closest Chris, a friend, a relative or a celebrity Chris and let their power posses you. Make the choice a Chris would make, let your inner Chris take control and become one with the Chris network. You'll feel greater clarity than you have ever felt before. You will make a decision. Not always the right decision, but it will be a Chris decision.
Take the Chris Pill, embrace Chris, and even if you are not a true Chris, some of the power of Chris will be with you.
Non-Chris, "I'm feeling really anxious about this decision. What would Chris do?"
Cosmic spirit of Chris, "Take the Chris Pill, everything shall be clear to you."
Non-Chris (in Chris form), "Yes! It all makes sense now! The pineapple! The Cheesecake! The boat!"
Cosmic spirit of Chris, "Take the Chris Pill, everything shall be clear to you."
Non-Chris (in Chris form), "Yes! It all makes sense now! The pineapple! The Cheesecake! The boat!"
by The Mystic Chris March 30, 2021
Literally Hell.
Lancastrian rhyming slang circa 1976. First used in relation to the birth of Christopher Joaquin Bell at Lancaster Royal Infirmary on 16th June 1976.
Lancastrian rhyming slang circa 1976. First used in relation to the birth of Christopher Joaquin Bell at Lancaster Royal Infirmary on 16th June 1976.
Father: "I have told you before about playing with that plug socket, you'll electrocute yourself and then there will be Chris Bell."
by Adam Candle April 17, 2008
girl 1 : oh my god girl, what happened to you, your all beat up
girl 2 : i dont know, we went to a party last night, and everything was going good, till we got home. thats when he chris brown'd me
girl 1 : that bastard
girl 2 : i dont know, we went to a party last night, and everything was going good, till we got home. thats when he chris brown'd me
girl 1 : that bastard
by Thantos February 11, 2009