Keep me smart

Keep giving me head 😩😩
Something weird people say to their friends on their birthday

Happy birthday Manoli ! Keep me smart 😉😉

by ManoliIsGod August 14, 2021

Smart

Dumb

You are so smart you got it wrong

by YEETing boss 3000 August 9, 2019

Smart

Something I'm not.

I wish I was smart

by LilWolfieWolf December 29, 2018

jungle smart

an alternative to street smart, but relating to knowledge about the tropical, forest, nature, etc.

This is definition is inspired by Alexia St(upid)erescu.

You need jungle smart to capable of surviving in the jungles.

by narclas September 12, 2017

Smart Softy

A partially erect penis that still hangs low.

A woman talking to a friend on the phone said her husband had just finished his shower and didn't want to look like he just hopped out of a cold pool, so he worked with his junk so he could strut across the room with an impressive Smart Softy.

by Wolga March 29, 2023

textbook smart

When someone gets good grades in school because they have the ability to memorise pages of information, however in real life they’re absolute idiots.

John: “Linda is so clever, she got 92% on her history test”
Abraham: “Nah, she’s just textbook smart. She doesn’t even know how to spell Nickelodeon”

by SisiOnTik April 16, 2022

work smart get fart

A motivating catchphrase that encourages others to work hard to achieve what they want in life.
Derived from 'we fartin' and is commonly said By Smart Fellas.
Can also be used as a celebration of one's accomplishments.

E.g. 1 - "I know it's been a tough couple of weeks for us with exams but it's time to work smart get fart"

E.g. 2 - "Congratulations on winning your manslaughter court case!"

"What can I say, work smart get fart ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

by armp1t May 22, 2024