Duck tape

DUCK TAPE is the most amazing thing ever invented. Not ducT tape, ducK tape.

*Like the force: dark side & light side and holds the universe together.

Duck Tape is the bomb.

by Shirley April 19, 2005

duck butter

A mixture of sweat, dingleberries, baby powder, loose pubes, urine, and dirt that collects in the chode of a soldier after they've been in the field without a shower for more than a couple days. It can be scraped off with a fingernail, mixed with water and rubbed on the face and arms for insect repelent.

Matt, "I order you to take a shower when we get back to base. You fuckin' stink!"

Jeff, "I know. I'm churnin' some serious duck butter!"

by dooshkanew August 23, 2009

teddy duck

a teddy duck is a titty fuck

Oh man, Ben got a sweet teddy duck from Kristin.

by Benjamin Allen December 12, 2008

fuck a duck

An expletive
A phrase expressing panic or anger

It refers to a song to the tune of "row your boat"

Fuck fuck fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Fingerbang an orangutan
And hump a rhino to

1) Fuck a duck! I am so late for class because of that traffic on the freeway!

by surely April 12, 2005

Ducks on the Pond

A phrase denoting an imminent or currently favorable situation for the speaker. Also is used to describe a situation in baseball play, where runners are situated on first and third base respectively.

Guy1:This party is full of husky girls ....Ducks on the Pond!
Guy2: Eff that man...this party is full of husky dudes..Ducks on the Pond!

2 outs, bottom of the fifth inning, with ducks on the pond.

(While acing a test) DUCKS ON THE POND!

by BORN2FISHMQ December 2, 2009

duck pond

Slang term for: Vagina

Man, i fucked her duck pond hard last night!

by Betsy November 27, 2003

duck under

to shag / pull an ungly girl who is rated below 5 i.e. ugly

i ducked under last night

by Canary July 4, 2003