Cinderella Complexer

One who has grown up under the guise that a real life Prince Charming exists, and genuinely operates under the premise that her life will follow a narrative much like that of Cinderella.
I am a hopeless Cinderella Complexer and I can’t wait to find my Prince Charming on Bumble!!
by Hunnie B July 28, 2024
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The complex

Love is not a garuntee in anyone's life anyone unfortunate enought could go through life without ever feeling love
it would be an entireley alien concept to them
A: hey do you know The complex from _boisvert?
B: yes i know him he is the guy who explains that love isn't a garuntee in anone's life?
A: yes
by IAmANoob21371 September 03, 2022
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A person who is always trying to look and act in a sexually attractive to someone, but never realizes when the other person is playing along.
Girl 1: Ugh! He clearly wants to have sex with me, but never takes my hints

Girl 2: He clearly has Single directional innocent whore complex !
by Valentinowry February 20, 2022
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Sal Complex

When an unattractive male is somehow extremely attractive to women, usually because he is charming, confident, well-dressed and well-groomed.

Two perfect examples are Sal from Impractical Jokers and the YouTuber Chunkz.
Dude, how the fuck does Vincent pull so much?! He's like 5'7" and 200lbs; it defies the laws of time and space!

Nah dude, he just has a Sal Complex.
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robert pattinson complex

a complex in which one thinks they look like/are robert pattinson.

like a god complex but instead it’s robert pattinson
that guy really had a robert pattinson complex! he looks nothing like him!!”
by jtrinceri April 26, 2021
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willy lowman complex

guy 1: that guy is a total loser nobody likes him
guy 2: yea nobody likes him because he has a willy lowman complex
by qehdhavdgeg June 12, 2022
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artificial complexity

The purposeful complication of a process, policy, or offer in order to substantially reduce clarity, usually in hope that consumers of such will overlook a portion to their detriment.
The lawyers who drafted my latest auto insurance policy found a way to fill it with 127 pages of legalese. This is definitely artificial complexity, as it could've easily been conveyed in 10 pages.
by megaelk December 12, 2023
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