Liquor Wizard

One who makes alochol taste like food.

Sean is a liquor wizard. He made Washington Apples!

by Ttale March 1, 2015

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard, otherwise knows as Wisi (pronounced Wizzy), is the most powerful wizard in all the lands. He controls to oceans of cheese flowing through the world. He controls the moon (made of cheese), he even controls the universe itself. If he is ever released from his eternal prison, the universe as we know it will be destroyed, and so will all of the multiverses.

Guardian 1: "If Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard is released, we're gonna get fired"
Guardian 2: "Yep."

by Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard March 21, 2024

Wizard

Super hella cool

“Danville is a wizard place to visit”
“Cloud shadows are super wizard”
“That’s was totally wizard”

by Wreckem May 21, 2022

Special Wizard

A Special Wizard is someone who is a wizard at grooming "special people"(autists or people with down syndrome, mainly the latter)

They're too fucking lame and ugly to find an actual boy/girl their age so they're dependent on grooming r***rds. They usually do it from their moms basement with cheeto dust all over them, they are obese, and obsessed with minecraft

Person 1: bro look at that guy over there he's grooming that 14 year old chick with down syndroms

Person 2: bro it's a fucking special wizard

by WikiPediaUrbanDictionaryGrinde February 20, 2025

Wizard

Ounce (Wizard of Oz)

Alright musher, couldn't sort us a wizard of bud could you?

by Rasklaat Robbie March 6, 2019

split the wizard

When you win a chili cook off with armadillo meat and cinnamon rolls (Kansas specialty)

"Hey Mayra, how we gonna split the wizard here?"

by Kansas Armadillo November 14, 2018

Wizard

A person who is a virgin until 30. Probably enjoys video games and he also has a hard time picking up girls but tries it anyways.

"Did you meet Richard yesterday?"
"Yes, he invited me to the theatre and bought me chocolate but then he started to act like a weirdo and I wasn't sure about his intentions. I bet he's a wizard."

by Gamerboy2000000 October 11, 2022