It's when you are, like, banging a chick, right? And right as you're about to bust a nut you run into the kitchen! And then you break a bunch of eggs open on a skillet and then move them around until they look like they're about done. Then you, uh... then you eat them.
Person 1: Oh shit! Last night I was bangin' this chick and I gave her a SCRAMBLED EGGS!!!
Person 2: OH SHIT!!! True dat?
Person 1: True dat!
Person 2: Word! How was that sheeit?
Person 1: It was delicious.
Person 2: OH SHIT!!! True dat?
Person 1: True dat!
Person 2: Word! How was that sheeit?
Person 1: It was delicious.
by K-Pax December 29, 2005
Get the scrambled eggsmug. by Sipple September 24, 2006
Get the Ham and eggsmug. Refers to a cute girl who's body looks good in clothes but awful naked.
For example, when you crack an uncooked egg into a pan, the whites and yolks go everywhere you don't want them to go. You want the yolk in the middle, but it just keeps running all over. A girl is an uncooked egg if you think her lady bits will go all over the second her clothes come off.
For example, when you crack an uncooked egg into a pan, the whites and yolks go everywhere you don't want them to go. You want the yolk in the middle, but it just keeps running all over. A girl is an uncooked egg if you think her lady bits will go all over the second her clothes come off.
Guy 1: I can't tell if I'd bang her or not...sometimes she looks real good.
Guy 2: Don't waste your time bro, she's a total uncooked egg.
Guy 2: Don't waste your time bro, she's a total uncooked egg.
by BigDogXXIX October 14, 2011
Get the Uncooked Eggmug. What every male or female entrepreneur should hold upon their head and attempt to sell by asking someone if they want it before becoming successful businessmen or businesswomen. Usually, this is done with a sign that says "Free Egg?"
by Its_a_C April 27, 2006
Get the Free Eggmug. by TheDogg December 9, 2008
Get the Full Eggmug. by Trini Papentoya April 15, 2009
Get the Potato Eggmug. Crack two large eggs into someones asshole and then they shit out the dirty eggs and a fresh log into a frying pan. You then cook up the eggs preferably scrambled and have yourself a nice lunch.
Man #1: Want to go out for dinner?
Man #2: No I can't I had a huge lunch, Sheela cooked up some dirty eggs.
Man #2: No I can't I had a huge lunch, Sheela cooked up some dirty eggs.
by beedo202 December 20, 2010
Get the Dirty Eggsmug.