rogers dad

rogers dad is jesus actually jesus

look at rogers dad hes jesus

by jonny p winkle November 29, 2003

dad jazz

Bland, emotionless and purely instrumental jazz music. No matter where you live, it is played on a radio station named The Oasis and makes Breezin' look like Bitches Brew. Evidence of improvisation ranges from minimal to nonexistent. The soundtrack to khaki shorts, polos, seldom used golf clubs, mandals and combovers.

Bahia Funk by Lee Ritenour is a prime example of dad jazz.

by eyehateman April 21, 2011

Daughters dads

Men looking for a girlfriend. Do not seek your daughters friend.

If your daughter and her friends are pretty. You should treat them like gem's. And, spoil, laugh, and love them. With the best of your heart.Daughters Dads must not subject there daughters to the embarrassment of hitting on there friends. They should have respect and admire the friendship of there beautiful daughter.

by UNO DOS TRACE July 9, 2011

Gay Dad

An older lgbt dude who is dysfuctional but wise

Jerry: You know James
Adam: The dude helping you through your break up ?
Jerry: Yeah! He is such a Gay Dad

by Gay dad June 6, 2017

dad penis

When a guy's penis gets looser and saggier as he gets older, particularly the foreskin and sack

I really got a thing for older guys, but not when they have that nasty ass dad penis

by Taco Bell aesthetic May 7, 2017

Soccer Dad

Someone who carries the parenting load as an equal partner in a marriage through fulfilling kids’ soccer/sports chauffeuring duties that are typically/traditionally thought of as a maternal responsibility. He has no shame in doing what it takes to support his bad ass wife and cherishes the extra time he gets with his kid(s) as a result of his parenting responsibilities. He knows being present and supporting his children through ups and downs will benefit them way beyond the game.

Marie's coach admired how Marie's soccer dad intently observed their game from the sidelines so that he could talk through performance outcomes and improvement strategies during their 1:1 drive home together.

by novamaria July 28, 2021

James's Dad

To do a "James's Dad" is to purchase two different items from the menu and share. This allows you to try two different things without paying over the odds...

The term came from visiting a restaurant and overhearing a family on an adjacent table. The young boy was called James. He wanted the same dessert as his brother but his Dad suggested that they all have something different and share to ensure more variety!

This we thought was a good idea, we now do a "James's Dad" everywhere we eat! Try it!

A: "I can't make up my mind whether to have the fudge cake or the apple pie?"

B: "Neither can I"

A: "Wel how about I have the fudge cake and you can have the apple pie, then we can do a James's Dad..."

B: "Nice!"

by ElusiveOne February 16, 2010