Dabtarded: Stemming from the route words dab ;a highly sought after super concentrated form of marijuana in oil form containing high amounts of THC, and tarded; An Idiocracytopian descriptive word that describes a simple-minded person with an IQ lower than their shoe size. Dabtarded literally means: Smoking such large quantities of oil concentrates that one enters a temporary state of complete loss of brain function instantly reverting the user to their ultimate lowest form, the amoeba.
Robert: Did you see Damian take that 5 gram hit off of his new oil rig ?
Luna: Are you kidding, I got that on phone and posted it online. He was soooooo dab-tarded that he shit and pissed himself!
Robert: Oh snap, send me the link...I'm going to make sure it gets 1,000,000 views!
Luna: Are you kidding, I got that on phone and posted it online. He was soooooo dab-tarded that he shit and pissed himself!
Robert: Oh snap, send me the link...I'm going to make sure it gets 1,000,000 views!
by PhadeNot January 16, 2016
Get the Dab-tarded mug.The act of a person with special needs participating in leisure activities while feeling an immense amount of joy for life and the moment they are in. ie: dancing like no one is watching at a Christmas party.
Look at Kenny tearing up the dance floor, He's free-tarding hard, he thinks hes amazing.
Look at Sam out there surfing with that big smile, he's really free-tarding on that wave.
Look at Sam out there surfing with that big smile, he's really free-tarding on that wave.
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Get the Free-tarding mug.When you walk past a yoni and the fish smell makes you throw up . It’s also when you walk in a room and you see yoni and another man cumming in each others buttholes
Damn that noes tard makes my head hurt.
I just saw noes tard again, I wish I could pop my eye balls out.
I just saw noes tard again, I wish I could pop my eye balls out.
by Fartface21 January 3, 2019
Get the Noes tard mug.A play on the word "Retard" and the /b/ (random) page of 4Chan. It is commonly used as a name for someone who specifically browses and posts on /b/. It can also be used to start a "Greentext" which is a short story that normally is funny or interesting.
How it would be used in a Greentext: "Good morning fellow /b/tards."
someone: "wow Thomas is such a /b/tard all he does is look at random all day."
someone: "wow Thomas is such a /b/tard all he does is look at random all day."
by ThCtzer August 1, 2018
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A person who is mentally insane.
A person who messes up everything.
A person who is mentally insane.
A person who messes up everything.
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