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god damn son, it looks like sarah has really been working that coffe table this summer.
by clown buzon February 13, 2005
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Row 5 Table 1

A dude with extreme hunchback who needs his walker to help him. This dude seriously walks in a L shape and is in desperate need of help.... SO DONATE GENEROUSLY!

He uses his bare hands to get the salad even though he should be using the freakin' tongs. He always has his stinkin' apple juice with this funky jar. Ice cream is his favorite too.
helllllllp this poor guy.. GET HIS BACK STRAIGHT!
by Peter has no dick April 13, 2005
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a table PEDE

friendly interjection meaning "may you join us for a couple of drinks?"
eric: I'm thirsty, fucko!
fucko: a table, PEDE!
eric: and I consider, despite the underlying conditions, that the human race is based on...
fucko: shutto!
SMACK
by fucko May 9, 2005
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bringing to the table

To Bring to The Table:

To give stories of sexual encounters,

photos of girls,

supply of food,
wanting lunch at 12 pm

and

informing the boys of new female staff
or
girls walking past.

Failure to comply with these rules can bring upon ‘Dogging of the boys
Emailing around pictures of good looking girls to mates at work is referred to as "bringing to the table."
by dogginthboys May 13, 2009
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Penis Table

When you push two round tables together it creates a penis table.
"Everyone can't fit at just one table, so lets make a penis table"
by Suite 304 March 7, 2010
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gnawing on the table

to have or engage in sex
John and Jill were gnawing on the table the other day!
by Jenny J. August 16, 2007
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hats on the table

1. noun phrase. time to make a choice. derived from signing day for collegiate athletics, when star high school athletes pick-up the hat of their selected school from several displayed on a table before television cameras.

2. verb. to dramatize a selection in hopes of adding interest in the announcement.
1. "we have everyone's bids, so now its hats on the table."

2. "she could have dumped him last night, but she wanted to wait until the party to hats on the table in front of both of everyone."
by wahoo lon February 22, 2011
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