February 1

Tell your crush you like them and ask them out❤️ 🩹

She asked her crush out she said yes on a February 1

by I’m unknown February 1, 2022

#1 Simp

Somebody that completely neglects hanging with the boys to go get some Coochie. If they are the #1 simp then they miss out with the squad and dont even get any coochie no matter the effort they put in.

Yo he missed the game to go to prom with this thot. He’s the #1 simp.

by ISeeAllSimps February 21, 2020

Rule -1

When someone talks about fight club, do not engage further in the conversation. Just say “Rule 1 bro” and walk away or leave the chat

Guy 1: “Just came from fight club”
Guy 2: “Rule 1 bro, also Rule -1”
Guy 2: *leaves chat*

by HelloImDavid June 22, 2023

#1 Cock

Jacob Hawley

fuck you jacob hawley, you are the #1 Cock

by Soggy Pants February 19, 2020

January 1

The day when you cry because carti has not dropped narcisist yet.

Why are you crying?
Because it's january 1 and the best rapper alive playboi carti still hasn't dropped narcisist

by CartiEnjoyer December 31, 2021

December 1

Ger excited for Christmas bitches

Cool guy 1: hey its december 1st!
Cool guy 2: omg we can celebrate xmas now🥳

by E.C xoxox November 20, 2020

.sooyaaa.1

She make the best edits..love her

.sooyaaa.1

by anonymous December 29, 2020