Switch

A fake possession in sex used by non-homo people who want to feel as if they are part of the alphabet mafia

Hey did you hear sammy is a switch?

yea mean she’s not part of the mafia no more?

by rip me 1847 December 26, 2021

Bate and Switch

When the porn you’re watching cuts to the guy’s taint right when you are about to nut.

So I was about to cum to Angela White’s tits bouncing when boom, I got Bate and Switched. Worst nut ever.

by RawDawg69420 May 4, 2020

switch boy

A boy that can cross-dress at any time, as he switches gender

Oh john? yeah, hes a switch boy, i see them everyday

by my dogs are fighting.com December 8, 2017

switch

beat or flick with or as if with a switch.

The angry farmer flicked his switch at the pesky flies buzzing around his head.

by Arminkshipper July 16, 2024

Fake Ass Switch Nigga

A nigga who has a switch, but just don't give a single fuck a'bout it. one of those niggas who buy a switch to be top shit, but aint really shit at all.

ay u see that nigga over there, he really be a fake ass switch nigga

by ARealNigga524 November 16, 2019

Switch

Leaving one alone and going with the other one.

The girl would switch to the one that shared everything he stole on em.

by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020

Switch Seats

Some dumb shit Dpac keeps dragging

In an Epic game of Fortnite Brady said “switch seats” to Dpac so Brady could drive. However due to Dpac’s IQ level being below average, he was very confused on the meaning of “Switch Seats”. Even though Dpac has a IQ of 71, his meat size is 9.8 inches and the diameter of his head is 55 inches. So don’t underestimate Dpac and his cousins come over every week so he can rarely leave the house. “busy nga”
Another variation of the “Switch Seats” meme is “Switch Pizza” after Dpac questioned the Pizza his teammate Neel Patel was making.

by 67demon41 September 29, 2025