Swisher

A type of Stall-Walker. One who briskly swishes water over their hands without using soap after taking a leak or a dump.

Gabe: Answer me this Alfred, did you make mud pies when you were a kid?
Alfred: Sure did Gabe, how did you know?
Gabe: Well, when you swished instead of using soap after you came out of the toilet you pretty much just made a doo-doo cake in your hands. (pause) With pee extract.

Red: Yo chief, can me and Hank get some of your potato chips?
Slim: Didn’t ya’ll just come out of the can?
Red: Yep
Slim: Did ya’ll wash your hands with soap?
Red: Nope
Slim: Ain’t neither one of you Swisher’s stickin’ your stink’n hands in my bag.

by Carey Christian/Lionel Grimes July 5, 2008

swipes

Swipes is when someone gets a haircut especially when their neck gets shaved, and you run your knuckles up from the base of their neck causing a burn.

Hey look! Mark got his hair cut! I call swipes!!

by pwilly November 14, 2006

swimp

Sweet + Pimp = Swimp

Man, that ride is SWIMP, but you are fuhgupid.

by EssTooKayTD July 4, 2005

Swiss Roll

Drooping boobs jammed into a uplifting bra.

Breasts are rolled up like a swiss roll with the nipple in place of the Jam.

She's got her Spaniels ears jammed into that top like swiss rolls.

by Sandy Ritchie February 19, 2008

Swiss Cheese

A more suitable name for Windows 98 and later.

Swiss Cheese XP Home Edition is such crap!

by boarder8925 August 27, 2003

swish

A slang term for a joint

Swishes plural for swish

Damn! I gotta go smoke a swish!

Lets go smoke some swishes man.

by blah dots September 13, 2007

Swiss Cheese

A gay man's asshole after his mate has missed a few times in the butt. Allowing him to be picked up bowling ball style because of the holes. (Usually being referenced by a claw motion of the hand.)

Last night you kept missing and you turned my ass into swiss cheese. Now i am afraid to walk past the bowling alley. Seriously my ass looks like a mafia hit gone wrong.

by Dattin J October 17, 2012