Stiff Cock

A hard one.

Jenny: OMG look at that stiff cock!
Rachel: Wow it's HUGE!

by Cyborg Ninja March 15, 2014

Stiff Arm

1. A football stance used to keep their opponent at arms length.

2. A body gesture in which the arm is extended forward with the palm open making the arm erect,stiff, and therefore immovable, keeping people from entering your comfort zone.

3. A thing people do when they want you to ease on up out their space!

Maaannn...you see dat chicken-head over there, she came all up in my grill so I had to stiff arm her ass. Is that wrong...of course not!

by NestleQck July 4, 2005

Stiff Limp

Described as one of the sideaffects of the use of male enhancements. When you have an akward erection lasting more then one hour after the sex. When you travel during daily ruiteins with a full erection.

I feel so bad for bill, after he and jayne had sex he was caught with a stiff limp at the gym while running on a tredmill.

by Matt Slocum December 28, 2005

Swuff

A mixture of sweaty and huff.

I ran a mile around the track in the park and all I achieved was getting a swuff!

by Alvino August 17, 2007

Stiff

Top/head or brain to give or receive.

She said she gave me stiff I never touched that bi*h

by Young Zammy July 5, 2017

cunt scuff

A mark,stain,or scuff left behind on a object after a vagina comes in contact with it,

(1) I left the bar with that hood rat sister of yours and that bitch left a cunt scuff across my chest agian.

(2) Hey mother fucker! Is that a cunt scuff on your sheet?

(3) I a have seen some shit in my day, but that cunt scuff on your chin is fucking nasty.

by Random C April 3, 2009

dick snuff

one, usually a douche bag named kyle, who while masturbating oneself or someone else puts there nose at the tip of the erectus at the moment of ejaculation and engages in a snorting type of situation.

Kyle, you wont hang out with us at Matt's party, you stupid dick snuff!!

by mugdog4 December 18, 2009