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Lock, Shock, and Barrel

From Tim Burton's "The Nightmare Before Christmas". These are the three children who work for Oogie Boogie. Their names come from the phrase "lock, stock, and barrel". They kidnap Sandy Claws (Santa Claus) and take him back to Oogie's place. Lock is dressed as a devil, has a white face, blue lips, and red hair that resemble devil horns. He tries to be the leader, top dog, #1. Shock is dressed as a witch, has a long, white face, and stringy, wavy black hair. She is the leader (and the smartest) of the three. Barrel is dressed as a skeleton, with green hair, a white face, and a near-permanent ear-to-ear grin. Lock and Shock seem to underestimate him, and so becomes the butt of their jokes. They think he is "the dumb one". All three children have masks.
"Jack sent for us-"
"-specifically-"
"-by name."
"Lock!"
"Shock!"
"Barrel!"

"We're his little henchmen and we take our job with pride.
We do our best to please him, and stay on his good side!"

Lock, Shock, and Barrel sing "Kidnap the Sandy Claws".
by WildHoneyPie4 January 31, 2009
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STOCKTOwn

A suburban city in Central California. There is much culture for a little city. There are notorious crimes but still a very nice place to live, except in the South parts and off of some projects near west march lane.
Stocktown got everything
by BayAreakiller, May 13, 2005
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self shocker

Ennis: I pulled the Shocker last night.
Jack: Two in the Pink, one in the Stink?
Ennis: No, the Self Shocker. Two 'round the Pole, three in the Hole.
by The Self Shocker December 18, 2008
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stocking the porcelain

Leaving some turds in the shitter for anyone just about to go in.
by JT October 4, 2004
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Stockham Stiffie

The stiffie a man gets when talking about a boring topic that only excites him.
Also the boner a man gets while discussing his male mentor.
Could refer to someone talking about their experiences on the USS Stockham.
"Talking about the human visual model gave the professor a stockham stiffie."

"As the man recounted his early years of training with his famous mentor, he got a stockham stiffie."

"As the sailor talked about his experience on the USS Stockham, he got so excited he developed a stockham stiffie."
by Robert Trebor October 7, 2007
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stocking fairy

A fairy that steals socks from the dryer.
Darn it! The stocking fairy took my socks again!
by FairyGuide.com January 24, 2009
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Stockwelled

Mainly associated with online conspiracy theorists and conservatives from small towns.

To lose grip of reality while chatting online.

To Stockwell is to be so permanently on the edge of mental oblivion that they become hysterical at the slightest thing that seems to contradict their crazy beliefs.

Somebody Stockwelled out may fly into a rage, typing message after message citing Alex Jones articles and any other online nutcase with similar crazy opinions.

They may deny the existence of basic facts even when confronted with them. Generally they'll act like obnoxious idiots just because someone else had a different, fact based opinion, possibly derived from a library. Which to someone Stockwelled out, is clearly not as valid as the mis-spelled online drivel they've scratched up from the poison pit of online conspiracy websites.
All I said was Covid 19 is killing people, and my Father in law totally Stockwelled out on me
by RationalistRevolutionary May 18, 2020
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