T-Sprangs

ghetto term for Tarpon Springs, FL

Ahh fuck man, your lucky to get outta T-Sprangs without getting shot!

by Tony March 18, 2005

Springfield, Illinois

The worst place in the entire world. Shitty weed. No decent bars. The teens hangout at sonic. If you don't grow corn, don't come here.

Like where? Springfield, Illinois?

by omfg217 September 8, 2010

Springfield

A terrible growth on top of Eugene, Oregon.

Hey, lets go to springfield tonight and pick up some hookers at safeway.

by Johnson McGillicutty October 6, 2008

Springle Element

The state of having an utterly overwhelming level of self importance whilst at the same time being a complete lowlife.

The act of creating the illusion of being generous whilst at the same time ripping someone else off.

Old man: You swindled me out of my pension!
Swindler: I'm donating it too charity!!!
Charity: Oh, the Springle Element at work...

by Bobsya Unkle September 2, 2006

sulphur springs texas

the place that steals friends away:
its also a small town in texas and as of the 2000 census has 14,585 people in it

where did she move? oh sulphur springs texas. wheres that??? texas....

by CHeyyyeennnee March 18, 2011

sphinger

v. a combination of the words "sphincter" and "finger."

def.: to accidentally poke through the toilet paper while wiping.

also, sphingered, sphingering, sphingerer

Honey, we need to get some better toilet paper. I just sphingered myself.

by John McCollum February 13, 2007

Juiced Springsteen

Drinking too much so that you can't remember the lines to The Boss' greatest hits.

Simanto: I really can't sing Thunder Road after 2 century clubs, way to juiced springsteen.
GWAR: Ya man, I had a vodka and cran and I'm hooped on nipple shwa.
Simanto: Maybe we should break-up.

by lord_gold October 12, 2008