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spank

The proper means of discipline for a child who misbehaves after a stern warning. Administered consistently, without brutality, a spanking helps shape a child's character, ensuring he or she will never grow up to be a selfish yuppie, an arrogant soccer mom, or a criminal.

Liberals love to pretend that there is no difference between a spanking and a beating, just like they pretend that there is no difference between responsible logging and the rape of the environment. They pretend to discipline their brats by giving them time outs, which only train a child to become a brat.
If you pull Kitty's tail again, Mama's going to spank you!
by Little Deby Big Boobs July 18, 2008
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spank me

Similar to hell yes or fuck yeah. Normally being pleased with yourself after achieving something, not sexual.

Originates from Batman Forever, exclaimed by The Riddler, aka Jim Carrey, when he guessed the correct location of Bruce Wayne in his mansion, at which point he exclaimed "spank me!"

Possibly similar to "somebody stop me" from The Mask.
After searching Wayne mansion, The Riddler finally finds Bruce hiding in the living room with Nicole Kidman. "Spank me!" He exclaims in joy at his discovery, and proceeds to fuck them up.

Beating the final level of crash nitro kart - "SPANK ME!! I FUCKING DID IT."
by On behalf of James November 4, 2011
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skanksatchel

(n). (1) An incredibly slutty individual of the female persuasion. (2) Roughly, a hobag
That biatch is a skanksatchel.
by mr_brennan November 5, 2005
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Spank Tank

Noun: (1)a military vehicle(LAV) used for the express purpose of nasturbation typically found in deployed settings to boost the morale of male soldiers, never cleaned...think about it....possesses distinct functified smell
" Pollie Bear is the quickest person in the Spank Tank."

"Fernie never goes to the Spank Tank he only uses his wack shack, he's high class."

"The Spank Tank is for public use, but a wack shack is for private enjoyment."
by Lamelogic July 12, 2009
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Spank the cash

Person 1: So how are you gonna spank the cash?
Person 2: I don't know, haven't really thought about it!
Person 1: Well maybe you could spank it on like a hot tub or like a golden toilet!
by cptkirk240 July 22, 2009
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spanish toothache

When you eat overly spicy food and the next morning you have one of those ring stinging shits that burns 6 layers of skin off your freckle!
Fuck those noodles were spicy last night, I had the biggest Spanish toothache this morning.
by dirty dingo September 14, 2016
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Spanish Teacher

no one's gonna be reading dis in future ik im just bored :bbb

That teacher who never ever talks english and when she speaks,gringos (one of the few words I know in spanish or I dont even know if it is in spanish) just can understand sjdwdwkncdnedc :))))))))) hola amigos como estan (hi dudes ho r u doing :b) adios amigos no se mucho mas uwu no se hacer lo
Me: fck spanish teacher nag me again
She: omg why??!
Me: IDK i just said pinchegringo ;^;
by imaestheticotakualtluna:3 March 24, 2021
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