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Wet spaghetti

A person that typically can't handle being criticized or insulted & cries easily.

OR
An individual that you want to throw against a wall & beat the shit out of.
Me: Ugh, Shehzeen is effing wet spaghetti

T: Didn't we agree her nickname was diarrhea stain??
by P1nx__ December 4, 2023
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Slamming Spaghetti

When you the sex is so physically draining that your knees are weak, your arms are heavy, and there's vomit on your sweater already
We were going at it so hard last night we were slamming spaghetti, I can barely walk today
by Oregano D February 20, 2022
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spaghetti

a long wiggly neutral coloured thingy thing. it’s apparently edible but deep down we all know it’s alive.
hey bro want some spaghetti?

only if it’s dead bro
by alouiset November 4, 2019
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Seattle Spaghetti

When you’re having sexual intercorse, the male throws up on the females boobs.
I gave that bad bitch the Seattle spaghetti, she smelt like ass the whole week
by Nickytra December 2, 2018
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trading spaghetti

Die hard Deadheads would trade just about anything for drugs, tapes, tickets, beads and food. Among those anecdotes is a story of a young hippy couple who were trading packaged spaghetti for anything edible like cheeze sandwiches and acid-laced Kool-Aid. Seems their propane stove in the VW bus was out of fuel (they forgot to fill it prior to the festival) and they couldn't cook any fresh hot pasta that they had spent their last $5 on and planned on trading, so they tried in vain to trade the boxes of uncooked pasta for anything that a follower would want! The pics and story made the OC Register back in the early Eighties. The girl was quoted as saying something like, "Well, you can take it home and cook it later, man, and you will be blessed that you made a miracle happen for us."
That hippy over there is trading spaghetti for acid-laced Kool-Aid.
by jeffkopeck May 15, 2017
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Spaghetti suprise

When one slurps out a females bloody tampon out of there vagina
Yea man, I was going down on her last night and pulled a spaghetti suprise on her
by Trevor04 January 13, 2020
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spaghetti scrotum

When you dick game isn't strong and you can't get hard. Your penis is a noodle.
I went home with a guy last night, but he had spaghetti scrotum.
by Sydfin September 18, 2016
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