smideiot

Derived from the words "Stupid" and "Idiot"

To promote the fact that someone is both stupid and an idiot
or a stupid ass idiot.

That's not how you do it you smideiot

or you are a fucking smideiot

by OvermindX November 12, 2006

smokeasy

Similar to a speakeasy of the 1920s prohibition era, a smokeasy is a restaurant or bar establishment that allows indoor smoking in spite of smoking bans.

Joe: Man, I wish we could still smoke in bars.
Bob: Yeah? You should come to this bar I know. They'll let you.
Joe: Really?
Bob: Yeah. After 10 on weeknights. It's a smokeasy.

by Miles Dean August 18, 2008

scodeller

noun: A guido wop canadian who loves to fuck dirty bar waitresses with fake tits that have the scent of stripper, eh.

verb: to fuck dirty bar waitresses with fake tits that have the scent of stripper, eh.

Ernesto: Hey look at that dirty hot waitress in the fuck me boots....She has some niiiice fake tits.... I think I could fuck her.
Bill: Yeah... you should definitely scodeller her.

by hoser111111 February 26, 2009

smoke the chair

The act of someone getting mad and throwing his chair into a campfire he may be sitting by.

I'm pretty freakin' mad at you, so I'll smoke the chair.

by Seshie February 19, 2009

smokeholic

being addicted to cigarettes

that dude is an smokeholic

by Danny70301 March 16, 2009

Smoke the man pipe

To give a blow job.

Ant: hey lads what you up to tonight. Mike: probably go to pub and watch the match Kris: I am going pub and watching the match. Dean: I am going to smoke the man pipe!

by Quagmike September 16, 2009

smoke a weiner

another meaning for blow job

Hartman Hughes: "Yeah, she is going to smoke a weiner tonight."
Charles: "Dawg, how'd you do dat sheit you mudafocka??"
Ralph Lauren: "We have a sale."

by muffintop169 March 11, 2011