Dong Snatch

When a women, normally lesbian, cuts of the penis of a man while he is sleeping and gives it to another women as an offering of her affection.

Women: I just dong snatched Sarah.
Women 2: What'd she think?
Women: I think she really liked it.

by Hippieman2 May 12, 2015

bollock satchel

alternate name for a scrotum, a ballsack, a ballbag, male testicles

'dude, your bollock satchel looks like its on fire'

by mangorice August 15, 2015

Dirty Satchel

When you are sixty-nining with a girl, but you end up vomiting on her, so she ends up with a mouth full of cum and a pussy full of vomit. A "Satchel" if you will.

Person A: "We were going at it so hard, I accidentally gave her a Dirty Satchel."
Person B: "Eww, disgusting!"

by somerussiannigger October 20, 2016

sardine snatch

Where a girls pussy smells like sardines

Sabrina has a sardine snatch !!

by Big girl entertainment March 21, 2017

bangle snatch

something you call someone when they're doing something stupid

"Liam Davis, you are a bangle snatch!"

by CommunistHabbo January 10, 2017

Elastic snatch

After childbirth or sex with many penises a woman's snatch Returns to its tight original size

My wife's had four kids and she still has a nice elastic snatch

by Psreid May 28, 2017

wet snatch

when a vagina is used very often by multiple men. The vagina is loose as a goose and can only fit BBC

"yo jason why are you dating that girl with the wet snatch?"

by wetsnatchbogefeen June 4, 2017