Any pair of tight fitting shorts a man can wear, where if he were to get and erection, people can see
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A man in his mid-20's to late-30's who believes that he could play pro sports even though he got no skills! Consequently, plays a pick-up game of flag football as if it was the friggin' Superbowl and usually ends up injured.
Dude, I could totally be playin' in the NFL righ now if my high school football coach didn't hate me. The guy new I was the best running back in the league and he resented me. That's why I never got any game time.
by Bozz Hawg May 5, 2004
Get the sports guy mug.When you and a mature MILF (usually aged 45+ years) takes you home to have sex with you and her mother. Similar to a sportmans double but usually has a granny involved.
The other night at the bar, this hot MILF wanted me to go home with her and have a sportsman's trio.
by Booger22225 June 24, 2007
Get the sportsman's trio mug.A sex position involving 1 extremely willing girl and 5 guys. The girl is tied to the ceiling by her feet next to a bunk bed. Then one guy gets on a ladder and fucks her up the ass, one guy gets on the top bunk and fucks her in the vagina, one guy gets on the bottom bunk and receives head, and the last two guys sit next to the guy on the bottom bunk and receive hand from the girl.
The next morning after preforming standing slots Amanda could barely walk and barely talk, yet she couldn't wait to hit the slots again.
by O-Town Bad Ass August 17, 2011
Get the Standing Slots mug.Shorts worn by girls most commonly of european descent that are purposely short enough to allow each ass cheek to be seen by the rest of the world. Most prevalently seen on girls with A cups.
"Dude check out those cheek shorts on that chick waiting in line at the Eiffel Tower."
"She can't afford fake boobs so she has to wear cheek shorts to compensate."
"She can't afford fake boobs so she has to wear cheek shorts to compensate."
by Graevejam1 February 9, 2014
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