Shit pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right.

" God damn Pte. McDonald, you are such a fucking a shit pump"

by johny twobyfour June 12, 2008

shit end of the stick

1. Chronic misfortune, or constant back luck

2. Having the worst possible outcome in a given situation

Joe constantly gets the shit end of the stick. He always has bad luck.

by Krautings October 13, 2008

Shit Swipe

when a courtesy flush does not do the trick and skid marks are still present, a shit swipe is in need. When you flush the toilet and the water receeds, grab a handful of toilet paper and "swipe" the skid marks. this should leave your toilet bowl clean.

That shit i just took was so large, i had to shit swipe.

by billy dave April 17, 2009

no shit sherlock

meaning 'well of course dumbass!'
other phrases like this include grass is green

bob: i lost my brain! =)
jim: no shit sherlock

by =virus.exe= November 30, 2004

up shit creek

To be in deep trouble with no solution.
(It's actually "Up shit creek without a paddle" --- scans better than "with no paddle."

There he was with two nickel bags and the narcs at the door. He knew he was up shit creek without a paddle.

by M. Bridger October 29, 2003

PESE (Pre-Exam Shit Explosion)

A condition for individuals who get extremely nervous right before taking an exam or test. The anxiety is so severe that they feel as though they need to run to the bathroom to take a shit before going forth with the exam.

Alex was suffering from PESE (Pre-Exam Shit Explosion) before the Physic's final exam.

by Crista&Sasha January 20, 2006

blowin my shit

when someone says or does something that fucks your shit up and just messes with your flow/day/mind/ego, shit like that. they just blow your shit.

blowin my shit dude

by detroitt31 January 19, 2011