Skittle Shower

It was when you eat too much Chinese food and can barely make it to the bathroom and your ass explodes with sweet and sour colored diarrhea!!! It's a mess!!!
As soon as I finished my third plate of Chinese food at the buffet, I did a Carl Lewis to the bathroom and released a skittle shower all over the toilet!!!
by Johnny Pizza March 22, 2011
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Shower Shampoo

When some lazy bastard wants to clean his shower but is only reminded of the task every time he gets in to use it so he squirts shampoo all over the floor of the shower and kicks it around until the bubbles stop and he calls it clean. His logic being: Hey it works on hair right?
Guy 1: Dude! The shower looks great! Did you finally break down and clean it?
Guy 2: Nah, I just gave it the old "shower shampoo".
by JaysJob August 21, 2009
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shower basketball

When you take a shit in your hand whilst taking a shower and throw it in the toilet
"Ted told me he plays shower basketball" "Eww, gross, we should stop associating with Ted"
by mastermorris September 29, 2013
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pussy shower

To get showered with a girls pussy and have her love juices splash and squirt all over you.
I was sucking my girlfriends pussy last night and I was getting a pussy shower all over my face as she came over and over again!
by paulmor909 November 12, 2013
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Taking a shower

A term referring to masterbation.
Guy 1: Hey where did Matt go?
Guy 2: Oh he’s taking a shower, he’ll be back in fifteen minutes.
by BigBootyEater69 May 22, 2020
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Scouse Shower

Scouse Shower (n)

When in a rush in the morning and you dont have time to have a real shower, you just spray on some deodorant.
"I didn't have time to have a shower when i left Tara's this morning, so i grabbed a quick "Scouse Shower" until i get home.
by rumpire May 29, 2005
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german shower

When you take a shit of a lifetime and someone goes in to take a shower after you have done the deed.
Carlos: Just german showered this girl that I fucked last night.
Kevin: Not cool dude, not cool.
by Poondog June 18, 2015
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